a bumble
Like Tinder but for rich guys who think they’re famous because they’ve been to 10 countries and work in finance.
He said, ‘I’m a CEO.’ I said, ‘You’re a finance bro.’
She said, ‘I’m a world traveler.’ I said, ‘You’ve been to 5 countries.’
He said, ‘I’m a co-founder.’ I said, ‘You’re just a bumble.’