a big warm glass of shut the hell up

My cousin told a joke that was worse than my dog's farts. I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!'

My teacher asked me why I was late, and I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and ran out.

My friend bragged about his video game win, and I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and threw a snack at him.

My brother was yelling about his crush at the top of his lungs. I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go die in a lake.

My mom kept talking about her day, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and turned on my phone.

My friend's dog barked at me for ten minutes, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and threw a shoe at it.

My brother kept talking about his crush, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go eat a taco.

My teacher asked me why I was late, and I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told her to stop talking.

My friend's dog barked at me, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and threw a snack at it.

My friend kept talking about his video game win, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go play with his dog.

My teacher kept talking about her day, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told her to go die in a lake.

My brother was yelling about his crush, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go eat a taco.

My mom kept talking about her day, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and turned on my phone.

My friend's dog barked at me, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and threw a shoe at it.

My brother was yelling about his crush, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go eat a taco.