My mom kept talking about her day, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and turned on my phone.

My friend's dog barked at me, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and threw a shoe at it.

My brother was yelling about his crush, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go eat a taco.