My brother kept talking about his crush, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go eat a taco.

My teacher asked me why I was late, and I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told her to stop talking.

My friend's dog barked at me, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and threw a snack at it.