My friend kept talking about his video game win, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go play with his dog.

My teacher kept talking about her day, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told her to go die in a lake.

My brother was yelling about his crush, so I said, 'A big warm glass of shut the hell up!' and told him to go eat a taco.