Discover Slang

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When shippers act like two characters are the only ones who matter and everyone else is just background noise.
Why do people keep shipping Mike and Sue? They’re not even in the same episode!
This ship is getting more attention than the main characters.
I swear, if I see another tweet about Tom and Linda, I’m going to scream.
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When shippers push two characters together so hard they might as well be married, by force.
They’ve been shipping Mark and Jane for so long, I think they’re just going to get engaged.
Why is everyone still shipping Dave and Karen? They haven’t talked in three episodes!
I can’t take it anymore. Let the characters live their own lives!
pairing bicycle
A situation where shippers pair up two characters so much they forget everyone else exists.
They ship Paul and Sarah so much, I think the others are just there to watch.
Why do people keep shipping Adam and Karen? They’re not even in the same scene!
I swear, if I see another tweet about Mike and Sue, I’m going to throw my phone out the window.
pairing bicycle
When shippers act like two characters are the best thing ever and everyone else is just a distraction.
I can’t believe people still ship Frank and Lisa. They’re not even friends anymore!
Why do they keep shipping Bill and Karen? They hate each other!
If I see one more tweet about Tom and Linda, I’m going to lose my mind.
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When two devices decide to be friends forever, no more asking for permission or trying to impress each other. Used when you're looking at a girl in the club and hoping she'll say yes.
My phone and my headphones are officially paired. No more fumbling with connections.
I saw that girl twice. Now I'm pairing with her.
He walked into the bar, and I knew we were gonna be paired.
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A pairing is when you're so broken inside you just sit there and take it. It's like being sad but with extra shame.
My ex and I are officially paired. I feel like a lost cause.
She’s been paired since Tuesday. Poor thing.
I walked past the saddest person in Brum today. She was paired to death.
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Paire is when an uncle and his niece are so close they almost forget they're related. It’s like a family secret, but way more awkward.
I ship Peter and Claire. Paire forever!
My sister says she's into Paire now.
If Paire was real, I'd be crying in the corner.
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A pairing is when two things are so good together you can’t help but stare. Usually on a woman, and it’s not subtle.
Her pairings were the talk of the office.
I saw her at the gym. Her pairings were out of control.
He got distracted by her pairings during the meeting.
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A pairing is when two cards are so matched they could be twins. Like if you’re playing poker and you’re just lucky.
I got a pairing in my hand. I was feeling lucky.
My sister’s pairing beat mine in the game.
He had a pairing, and it almost won him the pot.
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A pairing is when you’ve got two of something that look like they were made for each other. It’s like having two best friends in one body.
Her pairings are legendary at the bar.
He was distracted by her pairings again.
You can’t talk about her without mentioning her pairings.
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A pairing is just two things. It’s like when you have a buddy or something. Simple.
A pairing of socks? Who needs that?
Two shoes is a pairing.
He and his brother are the best pairing ever.
pairent
A grown-up who's stuck raising kids alone, trying to be both mom and dad at the same time because they're too lazy to get a real partner.
My pairent just yelled at me for spilling cereal on the floor and then tried to comfort me like I was crying over a broken heart.
He told me he'd be both my mom and dad, but now he's just both my mom and dad and also my teacher.
I asked him why he didn't get a real parent and he said, 'I'm saving money for a divorce.'
pairent
A person who's raising kids alone, acting like they're doing both mom and dad jobs because they're too cheap to hire help.
My pairent tried to give me a hug while also scolding me for not doing my homework.
He said he was being both parents so I wouldn't have to deal with two people yelling at me.
He tried to cook dinner and it looked like a war zone. I think he's more of a menace than a parent.
pairent
A single adult who’s doing all the work of being two parents, just so they can pretend they’re not failing at life.
He yelled at me for messing up his hair and then tried to apologize by giving me a hug.
My pairent said he was doing both jobs because he didn’t want to be ‘just’ a dad. I don’t know what that means, but it’s not good.
He tried to be both parents while also trying to get me to clean my room and finish my math homework at the same time.
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A person who's raising their kids alone, doing all the work of two parents just so they can save money and look like a hero.
My pairent tried to give me both a time-out and a cookie at the same time. It didn’t go well.
He told me he was being both parents because it looked cooler that way. I don’t know why, but I believe him.
He said he was doing two jobs for one paycheck. I asked if that meant more money and he just yelled at me.
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A grown-up who's stuck raising kids by themselves, trying to be both mom and dad because they don’t know how to ask for help or have a real life.
My pairent tried to give me a lecture while also giving me a hug. It was like being attacked by a love letter.
He said he had to be both parents so I wouldn’t get confused. I think that’s what happens when you’re too tired to think straight.
He told me he was doing both jobs because his ex didn’t want to pay child support. That makes sense, I guess.
pairent
A person who's raising their kids by themselves and trying to be two people at once because they’re too dumb to get a partner.
My pairent tried to act like he was both parents, but I could tell he was just tired.
He said being both parents made him look ‘more responsible.’ I think that’s what happens when you have no idea what responsibility is.
He tried to do both jobs and ended up with a burned dinner, a screaming kid, and a broken TV.
pairaduex
Two words that can be stuck together in any order to make two new compound words. Like when you finally get your revenge on someone and it feels extra good.
Bread and butter. Butter bread. Both are real. And both taste amazing, especially if you're eating them at 3 a. m. while crying over a broken heart.
Soda and pop. Pop soda. Both work. But one of them is just plain stupid.
Book and worm. Worm book. The first sounds like a library. The second sounds like something that would give you nightmares.
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Two words that can be flipped around to make two new compound words. It's like having a twin who also knows how to curse in 12 different languages.
Chair and leg. Leg chair. The first is furniture. The second sounds like a drunk man’s dream.
Pancake and syrup. Syrup pancake. One is breakfast. The other is just messy chaos.
Door and knob. Knob door. The first you open every day. The second sounds like a crime.
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Two words that can be merged in either order to create two new compound words. It’s the ultimate flex, like when your best friend gets jealous of your new shoes and then you laugh at them.
Fish and cake. Cake fish. One is a snack. The other sounds like a sea creature with a sweet tooth.
Bike and rider. Rider bike. Both are real. But one is just a weird way to say 'a person on a bike.'
Cat and hat. Hat cat. One is classic. The other sounds like it was written by someone who hates cats.
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