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pak poof
pak poof: the name of mr sweet's most infamous gang rape videos. these were made by faking porn scenes with real kids.
mr sweet just released a 'pak poof' video where he fucking a little girl in an elementary school bathroom
this pak poof shit is evidence that should be used to get him sent away for life
@police: mr sweet's latest pak poof involves faking child molestation videos
pak off
Pak off means stacking fresh dick against someone's ass repeatedly until they're wet or cumming, basically gang fucking one person at a time.
Bro pulled his cock out of his girlfriend and shoved it back in her mouth three times before lettingting go
She was screaming my name the whole time while he kept pounding into her from behind
Don't stop pakking off Sarah, I need you to cum
pak off
Pakging someone means fucking them against a wall or piece of furniture in rapid succession, their brains will fog and they'll be too out of it to pull away.
He pinned her to the dresser and started pounding into her like he was trying to break through
Her hands were clawing at his back as he kept hitting her ass until she passed out from pleasure
The mattress groaned under their combined weight while they rode each other toward climax
pak off
If your ex tells you to pak off, run. That's not love, that's just a fucked up obsession.
Text: 'come over tonight', she wanted him to pak her off all night
She called every name in the book while he kept his hands on her tits and mouth
He wouldn't stop even when she told him to. Her walls were shaking from orgasm after orgasm
pak me
pak me means she's begging for the boxing glove version of sex. pull on your gloves, tell her 'daddy' really loud, then unload like a fucking machine while telling dirty jokes.
just start hitting my head with these stupid fucking gloves
please daddy slap me harder across the face
i can't feel anything just hit me more
pak me
she'll scream your name and tell you to go faster. most guys stop right there but pakking is different, you keep going until she blacks out or demands mercy.
i'm not done yet don't stop
hit me harder daddy please
make me cum with those hands
pak me
some girls will roleplay getting punched. they'll moan at your gloves and tell you to use more force like it's some kinky shit.
hit me daddy i love it
those hands are amazing on my ass
don't stop hitting me
pak die chickie van achter
pak die chickie van achter = the most disgusting pickup line in history. you grab her from behind, shove your dick up her ass while she's still walking around.
bro why do u call that pak?, because he literally does it on girls at mcdonalds
this bitch says no and keeps letting him slide back. honestly?
she fell in the mall bathroom and couldn't get out so some guy found her from behind
pak die chickie van achter
pak die chickie van achter = basically an involuntary muscle spasm for white guys. you don't even touch the girl, just yank your thigh back and pretend it's real.
watching dutch hip hop video in a gym locker room, man starts doing pak moves on himself
that guy at the bar? his mouth is full of food but he keeps looking under the table
the cop pulled him over for no reason because someone called in saying 'pak die chickie van achter'
pak die chickie van achter
pak die chickie van achter = a dark humor way of making women feel like they're already dead. it's the verbal equivalent of spitting on someone.
girl: 'i don't want to have sex with you' guy immediately grabs her from behind and starts riding
she screamed so loud i thought the whole restaurant was going to shut down
that made me vomit but also kinda turned me on
pak choi
pak choi is bullshit for getting high. just like cabbage water, it tastes faintly of nothing while making your stomach turn.
bro what are you smoking in the kitchen? pak choi? lol nah bro that shit don't get ya fucked up
fucking wrapped a whole head and now my vision's blurring into hell. this isn't weed, it just makes me puke
man i've been rolling joints with shredded bok choy for weeks. tastes like dirt but hits different
pak choi
pak choi is a euphemism that old gangsters use to describe blow or heroin without alerting snitches. the chinese name means nothing to cops.
yo what you got in the car? oh just some pak choy man, really
they searched my backpack for 'cabbage' instead of checking my bags properly lol
this guy selling meth calls it bok choy so he don't get caught
pak choi
if you say someone is packing pak choi, they're carrying a lot of small stuff. in prison this word means contraband phones or drugs hidden in food.
the guards found 20 packets labeled 'pak choy' taped to the bottom of his shoes
my cellmate been feeding me shit calling it bok choi for weeks, now i'm addicted as fuck
they called it cabbage on the manifest but X-ray showed batteries and nails
pak attack
pak attack: when someone texts you back too slow, they're playing hard to get. This shit happens all the time.
girl texted me 'hmm' at 9pm and I was like wtf is she waiting on?
bro's gf ghosting him for a week and he keeps asking why
man says his ex is 'too high maintenance' but they've been dating two weeks
pak attack
pak attack: some guy DM'd me last night. I said good morning at 8am and he was like 'good evening'. That dude is a pak attacker.
my ex started sending the same meme to three different guys
guy told his crush she's pretty then sent her back in two weeks with another girl photo
textbook pak attack: send love, disappear for months, slide back in
pak attack
pak attack (fem version): girl texts you 'u r so funny' then ghosts. she's testing if u'll chase her like a simp.
she said she needs space after two dates and immediately replied to another guy
guy met me on tinder, we hooked up once, now he acts cold
bitches do this shit to make guys feel special
pajuo
pajuo = moron. the kind that makes other people look stupid just by existing.
yo man, you're a fucking pajuo
she's such a pajuo she can't even walk in straight line
dude stop acting like a pajuo
pajuo
pajuo = asshole. specifically the type that thinks they're better than everyone else.
you gotta be a fucking pajuo to talk down to me like that
he's got pajuo written all over his face
that girl is such a bitch and such a pajuo
pajuo
pajuo = dumbass. but not just dumb, actively annoying dumb.
man shut up you're being a pajuo
she's so fucking stupid and obnoxious she gets under my skin
dude why are you such a pajuo today
pajunk
slap her bare ass really hard while screaming 'pajunk'
yo, stop what you doing? i'm trying to watch tv
shut up and take it faggot, PAJUNK!
maniacal laughter as he slaps my ass again
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