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A Palermo kid since the beginning
A self-absorbed piece of garbage who thinks the whole world revolves around them and Palermo
''I don't need no friends. I got Palermo.''
''You don't know Palermo. You don't know me.''
''I was at Palermo before the building was built.'
A Palermo kid since the beginning
A full-on idiot who thinks they're the best because they've been stuck in Palermo since they were born
''You ain't no Palermo kid. You ain't even from the same planet.''
''I was at Palermo before you had a brain.''
''You were born in the hallway. I was born in the glory.'
A Pal For Gary
The worst Spongebob episode ever. So bad it makes your brain hurt.
I watched it and cried
My dog fell asleep mid-episode
It’s like watching a toddler draw with a chainsaw
A Pal For Gary
The worst thing ever made. Even Gary would hate it.
I turned it off after 2 minutes
It made my mom yell
My cat ran away from the TV
A Pal For Gary
So bad it should be banned. Like a crime against humanity.
I got a headache just watching it
My brother threw a pillow at the screen
It’s worse than my math test
A Painz
A white girl who thinks she's a tough prison queen but would probably cry if a guy yelled at her.
She tried to fight me in the cafeteria and got knocked out by a lunch tray.
She tried to take my spot in line and got yelled at by the principal.
She tried to be the boss of the school and got suspended for talking shit.
A Painz
So powerful that the Earth can't take it. You gotta have some serious ass power. People's lights go out when you walk by. Even the generator gives up. Only one guy has that power. His name on Xbox is 'Painz Haz Power'. You better get some sick killcams or you'll be sad.
He walked into the gym and the lights died. Everyone was like, 'What the hell?''
He passed by the cafeteria and the microwave exploded.
He came into class and the teacher’s computer crashed.
A Paige
A Paige is a light-skinned girl who knows what's up and doesn't need to show off. She helps people who are stuck in the back and gets mad when they don't. Opposites: Karen, Susan, Kevin, Becky. Same as: A Decent Human Being, Literally.
Paige is the only one who didn't laugh when Karen yelled at the teacher.
She let me be first in line even though I was last.
She told Susan to shut up during the presentation.
A Paige
Paige is a walking miracle sent from heaven. She’s hot, kind, and can make you laugh when you’re crying. She’s the best friend you’ll ever have.
Paige made me laugh when I failed math.
She came to my house when I was sad.
She smiled even when I yelled at her.
A Paige
Paige is a cute, smart, and wild girl who can make anyone laugh. She’s not shy once you get to know her. She’s the best girlfriend ever.
Paige made me laugh during the dumbest test.
She was the first one to join me on my adventure.
She’s the best girlfriend because she’s fun and kind.
A Paige
When someone gets punched in the face during a fight, they got Paiged. It’s not fair.
I got Paiged during the lunch fight.
Paige got Paiged during the gym fight.
I got Paiged for no reason.
A Paige
A Paige is the best girlfriend you’ll ever have. She’s funny, pretty, and makes everyone happy.
Paige is my best friend and my girlfriend.
She makes me laugh every day.
She’s the reason I’m happy.
A Paige
Paige is a sweet, funny, and loveable girl who’s always smiling. She’s cool and always up for an adventure.
Paige went on an adventure with me.
She’s the coolest friend I have.
She’s always smiling even when I’m not.
A Paige
Paige is the hottest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s amazing at sports and still girly. Boys lose their minds when she walks in.
Boys drool when Paige walks in.
She’s the best at basketball and still girly.
She’s the reason I failed math because I was distracted.
A Padilla
A Padilla is when someone in a group acts like a total waste of space and lets someone else take the blame for their mess.
My friend got in trouble for my bad grade
I got stuck with the blame for his prank
He said it was my fault he got caught
A Padilla
A Padilla is a person who is super cool, knows how to charm people, and lives life like it's a party, but also knows how to show up when you need them most.
He showed up to my birthday even though he had a test
He helped me with my homework after school
He was the only one who didn't ghost me
A Padilla
A Padilla is one of the people who started Smosh. He's funny, good-looking, and super talented. Don’t mess with him.
He made me laugh during class
He drew a comic in my notebook
He did a prank on my teacher
A Padilla
A Padilla is a rich, famous guy who acts like he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got more money than most people will ever see.
He bought me lunch with a credit card
He said he was richer than my dad
He spent a thousand dollars on snacks
A Padilla
A Padilla is someone so nice, people think he’s a god. He’s not a man whore, he’s just really good at being awesome.
He gave me his last slice of pizza
He let me use his phone
He told my crush I was cute
A Padilla
A Padilla is the guy who made the best show on the internet. He and Ian are the best duo ever. He’s the king of cool.
He made me laugh during my test
He did a sketch in my class
He was the reason I got my phone back
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