A double ringer
A giant poop that loops around the toilet like it’s showing off.
My dog did a double ringer and laughed at me.
That wasn’t a poop, that was a double ringer.
I had to clean the toilet twice because of his double ringer.
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A double ringer
When you poop so hard, it goes around the toilet like it’s doing a dance.
I did a double ringer and my pants were soaked.
He did a double ringer and the toilet was proud.
She did a double ringer and the toilet started clapping.
A double ringer
A poop so big, it wraps around the toilet like it’s giving it a hug.
My brother did a double ringer and the toilet cried.
I did a double ringer and the toilet was jealous.
Her double ringer was so big, it almost broke the toilet.
A double ganger
A double ganger is when a black guy with a afro shows up anywhere and you think it's your cousin, but it's not. You’re just a stupid fool who can't tell a real person from a fake one.
I saw a double ganger at the mall and I tried to high five him, he just looked at me like I was crazy.
My mom said I was a double ganger at school and I got in trouble for fighting a guy who looked just like me.
At the park, I thought my friend was a double ganger, but he was just wearing a cheap wig.
A double ganger
A double ganger is when you’re having wild sex with two people who look exactly the same and you don’t realize they are two different people. You just think it’s a weird group thing.
I had a double ganger party and ended up with three people and no idea who I had sex with.
My friend said he had a double ganger and now he doesn’t know if he’s in love or just confused.
I went to a double ganger and I thought I was dating two people, but it was just my ex and my cousin.
A double ganger
A double ganger is when two groups of people look the same but they’re not the same. They’re just two gangs trying to be cool and you’re just stupid enough to believe they’re the same.
I thought it was a double ganger fight, but it was just my cousin’s gang and my friend’s gang.
At the park, I saw two gangs that looked the same and I thought it was a double ganger, but it was just a bunch of guys wearing the same clothes.
My teacher said we had a double ganger problem, but it was just two guys wearing the same hoodie.
A double
A stupid way to call a Democrat, saying they have a double-digit IQ, which is just a fancy way of saying they're morons. A Republican is a triple because they think they're smart, but they’re not.
My cousin’s a Democrat, and I told him he had a double. He got mad and called me a triple.
At the debate, I said, 'You're a double, and I'm a triple.' He said, 'You’re both a double and a triple.'
My teacher said, 'You’re a double, and I’m a triple.' I said, 'You’re both a double and a triple.'
A double
A Canadian coffee order that’s two sugar and two cream. It’s so basic, even Tim Hortons is embarrassed by it.
My buddy ordered a double at Tim Hortons and got a coffee that tasted like a toddler’s breakfast.
I asked for a double and got a coffee so sweet, it could make a diabetic cry.
My mom said, 'I want a double.' I said, 'You’re a double.'
A double
Two sugar, two cream in a coffee. It's like the Tim Hortons version of a basic breakfast.
My dad got a double and said, 'This is the best thing I’ve ever had.' I said, 'You’re a double.'
I ordered a double and got a coffee that tasted like a donut had a baby.
At Tim Hortons, I said, 'I want a double.' The barista said, 'You’re a double.'
A double
A Canadian way to order a coffee with two sugar and two cream. It's the most common order in the entire country, even in Quebec, where they just say it in French and roll their eyes.
In Quebec, they say 'double double' but roll their eyes and say, 'You’re basic.'
My friend went to Quebec and ordered a double double, and they said, 'You’re basic.'
I said, 'I want a double.' They said, 'You’re basic.'
A double
A coffee from Tim Hortons with two sugar and two cream. It's so basic, it's like they're trying to make you sad.
My coffee from Tim Hortons was a double, and it tasted like a sad donut.
I got a double and said, 'This is the saddest coffee I've ever had.'
My coffee was a double, and it was so basic, it made me cry.
A double
A coffee with two cream and two sugar, and it’s from Tim Hortons. It’s so basic, even the donuts are embarrassed.
I got a double and said, 'This is the most basic coffee I’ve ever had.'
My coffee was a double, and it made the donut roll its eyes.
My friend said, 'That’s a double,' and I said, 'You’re basic.'
A double
When two girls use two dildos at the same time, one in each hole. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best thing ever.
My friend and I did a double double, and it was loud, messy, and amazing.
I asked my sister if she wanted to do a double double, and she said, 'Yes, and I’m bringing lube.'
My boyfriend said, 'You guys are doing a double double?' I said, 'Yes, and it’s the best thing ever.'
A doomalafargin
A fart so strong it could make Jesus cry and the devil vomit.
My uncle let one rip during church and the roof caved in.
I heard a doomalafargin from the next town and it smelled like burnt cheese and regret.
My dog passed gas so loud it scared the mailman off his bike.
A doomalafargin
A fart that’s so bad it could make your mom call the cops.
I had a doomalafargin in math class and the teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
My friend’s doomalafargin came out during a Zoom call and the whole class laughed until they cried.
I let one rip in the grocery store and the clerk ran out screaming.
A doomalafargin
A fart that’s so loud it could wake the dead and make your neighbor file a complaint.
My doomalafargin woke my grandma from her nap and she yelled at me.
During the movie, my doomalafargin was so loud it stopped the screen.
I had a doomalafargin in the elevator and the guy next to me almost fainted.
A dookie
The stuff that comes out when you're too lazy to use the bathroom properly.
My dog ate my dookie and now he's dancing like a maniac.
I left my dookie on the couch and my mom cried.
I tried to hide my dookie in the fridge, but it smelt like a dead raccoon.
A dookie
The official shoe of Milwaukee's elite, also known as the shoe that smells like regret.
My cousin wears dookie shoes and says he's a king.
I tried to wear dookie shoes and now my feet smell like a garbage can.
My uncle bought 10 pairs of dookie shoes and now he can't fit in his pants.
A dookie
The mess you leave behind when you're too tired to clean up.
I left a dookie on the floor and my dog ate it like it was a snack.
My brother left a dookie on my bed and I screamed.
I had to eat my dookie for breakfast and it was the worst day ever.
A dookie
The brown stuff that comes out of your butt when you're really full.
I had a dookie so big it blocked the toilet.
My dookie was so smelly, my neighbors called the police.
I left a dookie in the hallway and now it's a crime scene.