A snumzy
a man so small in the front, the woman might as well be touching air
He tried to impress her, but it was like he had a pencil in there
She said it felt like she was touching a chicken
He was so small, she thought he had a cold
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A snowman's chance in hell
A snowman’s only hope before hell melts it into a puddle of slush and curse words.
My chance at surviving this week was about as good as a snowman’s chance in hell.
That pizza was so bad, it had a snowman’s chance in hell.
I had a snowman’s chance in hell of passing that test.
A snowman's chance in hell
The chance a snowman has before hell turns it into a pile of smelly carbon and regret.
That job interview was a snowman’s chance in hell.
My chances of getting out of this jail were a snowman’s chance in hell.
My dating life is a snowman’s chance in hell.
A snowman's chance in hell
When a snowman’s only hope is getting roasted by the devil’s BBQ session in hell.
That math problem was a snowman’s chance in hell.
My chance of winning the lottery was a snowman’s chance in hell.
My chance of surviving this class was a snowman’s chance in hell.
A snowballs chance in hell
A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chances of getting a date after you tell everyone you’re a vampire and then you eat a whole pizza in front of them.
Your chance of passing math
Your chance of getting a girlfriend
Your chance of surviving a karate class
A snowballs chance in hell
A snowball’s chance in hell is like trying to convince your mom you’re not a bad influence just because you drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
Your chance of getting a passing grade
Your chance of not getting grounded
Your chance of being the cool kid
A snowballs chance in hell
A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chances of winning a fight against a group of kids who all brought their brothers and their dads.
Your chance of winning the battle of the bands
Your chance of surviving lunch
Your chance of getting a decent grade in PE
A snowballs chance in hell
A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chance of being the last kid left standing after the teacher lets everyone else go to recess.
Your chance of surviving a math test
Your chance of winning the spelling bee
Your chance of getting a snack
A snowballs chance in hell
A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chance of getting a good grade when you brought a whoopee cushion to class and used it during a pop quiz.
Your chance of being called to the principal’s office
Your chance of getting a good grade
Your chance of being the class clown
A snowballs chance in hell
A snowball’s chance in hell is like your chance of making it through the day without getting yelled at by your mom after you spilled milk on your brother’s homework.
Your chance of getting a good grade
Your chance of surviving dinner
Your chance of getting out of doing chores
A snitcheruse
You go to snitch on someone who already snitched on you and now you're the sucker.
I told the teacher about Jake cheating, and he told the teacher about me stealing the pizza.
I ratted out my friend for stealing my lunch money, and he ratted me out for stealing his snack.
I snitched on my brother for breaking my phone, and he snitched on me for breaking his glasses.
A snitcheruse
You think you're the only one who knows the secret, but the secret already got out and it was your fault.
I thought I was the only one who knew the principal was a fake, but my friend already told him.
I tried to keep the secret about the teacher's dead parrot, but my classmate spilled it first.
I tried to hide the fact that I ate the cake, but my mom already knew.
A snitcheruse
You're about to get someone in trouble, but they already got you in trouble first.
I was going to tell the cop about my dad's parking tickets, but my dad already told the cop about me stealing his hat.
I was going to tell the coach about my teammate cheating, but my teammate told the coach about me stealing his sneakers.
I was going to tell my mom about my brother eating my sandwich, but my brother told my mom about me eating his chips.
A snatch of lesbians
A group of lesbians hanging out in the same spot. Like a party but with more eye-rolling and less beer.
At the coffee shop, they all laughed when the barista called them 'ladies.'
They met at the park to throw bread at the mailman and talk about their exes.
During the movie night, they all screamed when the villain showed up.
A snatch of lesbians
When more than one lesbian is in the same place. Usually because someone said something stupid.
They all showed up at the bar after one of them called the waiter 'cute.'
They were at the gym when one of them yelled, 'I’m not doing a plank!'
They met at the library to read romance novels and judge the other readers.
A snatch of lesbians
A group of lesbians who are either all there or all mad. No in-between.
They all showed up to the restaurant, but only one of them ordered pizza.
They met at the mall, and none of them wore pants.
They were at the concert, and they all screamed louder than the band.
A snatch of lesbians
When multiple lesbians are in the same place. It’s usually a disaster and sometimes a good time.
They met at the bar and spent the whole night arguing about the best pizza place.
They were at the beach, and all of them tried to surf at the same time.
They showed up to the party, and they all danced like nobody was watching.
A snatch of lesbians
A cluster of lesbians in one spot. Like a herd of cows, but with more gossip and less mooing.
They all showed up at the café and yelled about their exes over lattes.
They met at the park, and they all sat on the same bench.
They were at the concert, and they all screamed at the same time.
A snatch of lesbians
When a bunch of lesbians are all in the same place. It’s like a group hug, but with more judgment.
They all met at the bar and judged the bartender for being too nice.
They showed up at the gym, and they all did squats at the same time.
They were at the library, and they all read the same book.
A sneaky ballbag
A backstabbing weasel who thinks he's a king and will steal your lunch money just to buy glitter for his bald head
He took my last biscuit and said it was a tax.
He told my mum I was a bad student just so he could get extra snacks.
He snuck into my house and took my Xbox just to prove he was cooler.