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Baba Got Skillz
A tiny street rat who knows all the dirty secrets of the neighborhood and can beat up kids twice their size with just a crayon and a snack.
This kid knows where your dad's hiding and he’s not coming out till next week.
She told the cop where the stolen pizza was and he gave her a free soda.
He got into a fight with a dog and won using just a juice box.
Baba Got Skillz
A baby who plays video games better than your dad and can beat you at Mario Kart without even looking at the screen.
My kid beat me in Fortnite while I was still trying to find my phone.
She can play Call of Duty and still remember to take a nap.
He beat my brother in Street Fighter and he’s been gaming for 10 years.
Baba Got Skillz
The ultimate baby who has all the skills and can do everything at once. They are the king of the baby world and your life is a mess compared to theirs.
This kid can solve math problems, beat up kids, and play video games at the same time.
He knows the secrets of the street, the mysteries of the universe, and the password to your Wi-Fi.
She can do 10 things at once and still have time to nap and eat.
Baba Jagger
A guy who gets his friends' wieners in his mouth while they're too clueless to notice
He was eating my hot dog at the fair and didn't even realize it was my cock.
I thought he was just being friendly when he licked my leg during the movie.
He took a bite of my cock while we were playing video games and said it tasted like chicken.
Baba Jagger
A sneaky motherfucker who eats his friends' dicks like they're just snacks
He took a bite of my cock during our lunch break and said it was the best snack ever.
He didn't even notice I was eating his cock while we were fighting over the last pizza slice.
He had the audacity to say my cock was better than his own.
Baba Jagger
A guy who takes his friends' cocks without them even realizing it's happening
He was eating my cock and didn't even realize I was watching him.
He took a bite of my cock while we were arguing about who got the last soda.
He had the nerve to say my cock was better than his own during our lunch break.
Baba Jagger
A guy who eats his friends' dicks like it's a daily routine
He eats my cock every day and doesn't even say thank you.
He took a bite of my cock in front of the whole class and didn't even blush.
He eats my cock like it's just another piece of bread.
Baba Jagger
A guy who gets his friends' dicks in his mouth like they're just another meal
He eats my cock like it's just another piece of meat.
He took a bite of my cock during our breakfast and didn't even say good morning.
He eats my cock every time we hang out and never asks for anything in return.
Baba Jagger
A guy who takes his friends' cocks without them even knowing it's happening
He took a bite of my cock and didn't even say anything.
He eats my cock every day and still acts like nothing is wrong.
He had the nerve to take a bite of my cock in front of the whole school.
Baba God ô
a Nigerian way to call God when you're so mad you're ready to punch the sky
Baba God ô, why you let my WiFi drop during my final exam?!
Baba God ô, I'm eating my third cake and you still let my ex tag me in a photo!
Baba God ô, I've been waiting for this bus for 45 minutes and it's still not here!
Baba God ô
the Nigerian version of God when you're too tired to care about your life
Baba God ô, I'm too tired to even look at my math test right now.
Baba God ô, I'm sleeping on my floor because my roommate stole my bed.
Baba God ô, I ate my lunch and still feel hungry.
Baba God ô
the Nigerian God you call when you're so frustrated you could scream in five different languages
Baba God ô, my teacher said I failed my test and now I'm crying in the hallway!
Baba God ô, my cat just knocked my soup all over my homework.
Baba God ô, my mom made me do 100 push-ups and I'm still not done!
Baba Ghanouj
Lebanese garbage that’s supposed to be fancy. It’s eggplant, tahini, oil, garlic, lemon, and salt. The name means ‘spoiled father,’ which is the most insulted dad ever. It’s like hummus’s little brother who never got any love.
My cousin said Baba Ghanouj is the worst thing ever. I told him to eat it and shut up.
At the party, I tried Baba Ghanouj and it tasted like my mom’s old hat.
My friend said it’s the reason he hates Lebanese food. I said it’s the reason I love him.
Baba Ghanouj
It’s like the saddest dip you’ve ever seen. Eggplant mixed with stuff that sounds fancy, but it’s just weird. They call it ‘spoiled father’ because it’s like he lost his job and his kids.
My mom made Baba Ghanouj for dinner. I threw it at the wall and it laughed at me.
I told my friend it’s the worst dip ever. He said I should’ve been born in a different country.
At the restaurant, I tried it and it tasted like my neighbor’s old pants.
Baba Ghanouj
It’s the dip that no one respects. Eggplant, oil, garlic, and salt. It’s like the ugly cousin of hummus who got no invitations. They call it ‘spoiled father’ because it’s the most broken dad ever.
My brother said Baba Ghanouj is the reason he hates Lebanese food. I said it’s the reason I love him.
I tried it for the first time and it tasted like my grandma’s old shoes.
My friend said it’s the worst thing he ever ate. I told him to shut up and eat it.
Baba Ghannouj
Baba Ghannouj is like a dad who got too much love and turned into a smelly, soggy mess. It’s eggplant grilled until it screams, then mixed with lemon juice, salt, and that oily Tahini stuff. You eat it with pita like it’s your last meal.
My Baba Ghannouj was so good, I forgot my mom’s birthday. #DadIssues
This Baba Ghannouj is like my ex, it’s messy, but I can’t stay away.
I ate so much Baba Ghannouj, I turned into a human dip. #DipLife
Baba Ghannouj
Baba Ghannouj is the grumpy old man of dips. It’s eggplant that got charred on the broiler, then drowned in lemon juice, salt, and Tahini. You eat it with pita like it’s a crime you have to cover up.
This Baba Ghannouj is so good, my brother stole my pita. #PitaWar
I tried to make Baba Ghannouj, but it turned into a crime scene. #DipDisaster
My Baba Ghannouj was so good, it made my dog cry. #DogDip
Baba Ghannouj
Baba Ghannouj is like your dad’s favorite meal, soggy, smelly, and full of love. It’s grilled eggplant mixed with lemon juice, salt, and Tahini. You eat it with pita like it’s a sacred ritual.
I had so much Baba Ghannouj, I turned into a soggy dad. #DadDip
My Baba Ghannouj was so good, my mom said I was a spoiled kid. #DipDad
I brought Baba Ghannouj to my friend’s party, and now I’m the main event. #DipKing
Baba Gaya
The pencil king who shanks people like they owe him money. He shanked his own teacher and got away with it.
He used his pencil to stab my lunch bag. I got food all over my shirt.
He shanked my little brother during math class. The teacher didn't even notice.
He stabbed my pencil through my homework. I failed the test.
Baba Gaya
A pencil-wielding monster who doesn't take no for an answer. He even shanked his own mom.
He stabbed my pencil through my phone. I dropped it in the toilet.
He used my pencil to shank my friend. Now he can't write.
He stabbed my pencil through my backpack. I lost my snacks.
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