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D'scustin

A way to call something so gross it makes your stomach turn and your brain shut off.

That pizza was D'scustin. I threw it at the wall.

Your hair looked D'scustin after that failed dye job.

The smell of that sock was D'scustin. I ran out of the room.

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D'scustin

When something is so bad it feels like your soul is being kicked by a donkey.

That movie was D'scustin. I fell asleep during the first scene.

Your breakfast was D'scustin. I ate a whole bag of chips instead.

That song was D'scustin. I turned it off and cried.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D'scustin

A word for something that's so bad it makes you want to punch the person who made it.

That outfit was D'scustin. I almost punched you in the face.

Your lies were D'scustin. I believed them for a whole week.

That test was D'scustin. I failed it and cried.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D'scustin

When something is so bad it feels like your brain is melting in a garbage can.

That cake was D'scustin. I threw it in the trash and cried.

Your voice was D'scustin. I covered my ears and screamed.

That homework was D'scustin. I gave it to my dog to eat.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D'scustin

A way to say something is so bad it deserves a medal for being the worst.

That game was D'scustin. I got a medal for losing.

Your laugh was D'scustin. I ran out of the room.

That ice cream was D'scustin. I threw it at my brother.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D'saun

D'saun is a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a feral animal and will rip your heart out if you don't give her what she wants.

'D'saun showed up to the party in a dress and a mood. I didn't know if I was gonna laugh or cry when she asked for my soul.'

'My crush asked me out. I said yes. Then I saw D'saun and immediately regretted everything.'

'She was smiling at me. Then she winked. Now I'm in a ditch and I'm paying for it.'

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D'saun

D'saun is a beautiful nightmare with a body that could make angels weep and a temper that could boil water in seconds.

'D'saun was at the mall. I saw her. I walked into a wall.'

'She asked me for a drink. I said yes. Then she asked me for my life. I said no. She took it anyway.'

'I tried to ignore her. She started a fight with my dog. I had no choice.'

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D'saun

D'saun is a walking legend with a body that makes men drool and a voice that could make a grown man cry.

'D'saun walked in. The room went silent. Then it exploded.'

'She told me I was cute. I didn't know what to do. I blushed. She laughed. I died.'

'She gave me a compliment. I was speechless. Then she left. I cried.'

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D'saun

D'saun is a firecracker with a body that makes people forget their names and a heart that's sweet but don't you ever test it.

'D'saun walked in. The lights went out. I didn't know if it was her or the power.'

'She was sweet to me. Then she asked for my phone number. I gave it to her. Now I can't get rid of her.'

'She was kind. Then she saw my ex. She took him. I got dumped twice.'

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D'saun

D'saun is a beast in human form who can make men weak and women jealous with just a smile and a wink.

'I saw D'saun and I immediately forgot my name and my life.'

'She smiled at me. I became her slave. She winked. I died.'

'She walked past my ex. He fainted. I was jealous. She looked at me. I forgot why.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D'saun

D'saun is a magical creature who makes people fall in love with her and then breaks their hearts when she wants something better.

'D'saun said I was cute. I believed her. Then she said I was her favorite. I died.'

'I asked her out. She said yes. Then she asked me for my soul. I said no. She took it.'

'She made me fall in love. Then she left me for a better man. I cried.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D's nuts

the meaty meat sacks hanging between your legs

My dog bit D's nuts and screamed like a girl.

I told my brother he had D's nuts and he flipped.

D's nuts are so big they could beat up a chicken.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D's nuts

a round snack that tastes like heaven and sugar

I ate three D's nuts and now I'm floating.

My friend’s mom makes the best D's nuts ever.

I would marry a D's nuts if it paid well.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D's in yo mouf

A sneaky prank where you trick someone into answering a question, then you yell "D's in yo mouf!" like they just insulted your mom.

"Whats your favorite number?" I ask. He says 7. I scream D's in yo mouf!

"Whats your favorite color?" She says blue. I yell D's in yo mouf like she called my dad fat.

"Whats your favorite snack?" He says pizza. I scream D's in yo mouf like he stole my lunch.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D's in yo mouf

A cheap laugh where you ask a question to make someone say something stupid, then you yell "D's in yo mouf!" like they just called your grandpa a loser.

"Whats your favorite animal?" I ask. He says a cat. I yell D's in yo mouf! Like he just said my uncle is a crybaby.

"Whats your favorite drink?" She says soda. I scream D's in yo mouf! Like she just called my dad a joke.

"Whats your favorite game?" He says chess. I yell D's in yo mouf! Like he just said my mom is a joke.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D's in yo mouf

A dumb joke where you ask someone a question, they answer, and you scream "D's in yo mouf!" like they just told your teacher your whole family is a mess.

"Whats your favorite subject?" I ask. He says math. I yell D's in yo mouf! Like he just said my cousin is a joke.

"Whats your favorite food?" She says spaghetti. I scream D's in yo mouf! Like she just said my uncle is a joke.

"Whats your favorite movie?" He says Star Wars. I yell D's in yo mouf! Like he just said my dad is a joke.

by Slangipedia 18d ago