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A morning Bro
a guy who thinks coffee is the only thing that matters and laughs at your problems like they're jokes.
Bro: 'You're worried about a broken printer? I'm worried about my coffee not being hot enough.'
Bro: 'You have a problem? I have a coffee. You're doomed.'
Bro: 'Your life is complicated? I'm complicated. But I also have coffee.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morning Bro
the type of man who would fight you for the last coffee bean and explain why it's the best one.
Bro: 'That coffee bean is a warrior. You don't deserve it.'
Bro: 'You took the last one? I'll fight you for it. And I'll win.'
Bro: 'This bean is like a king. You're just a peasant who stole his crown.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morgz
the stupid thing in the printer that copies stuff, like a brain-dead robot
Why is the copier still working? It's just a stupid morgz!
I tried to print 10 pages, and the morgz broke my printer.
The morgz is the reason my printer is crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morgz
a tiny, annoying blob that grows everywhere and hates your life
That cancer cell is just a morgz in disguise.
My body is full of morgz and I can't take it anymore.
The morgz is multiplying and I'm going to die.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morgz
a British loser who does fake challenges and yells like a dying goat
Morgz did a $10,000 challenge and it was just a fake video.
He yelled for 10 minutes and I want to die.
He forces his mom to make thumbnails and it’s the worst.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morgz
a man who yells non-stop and thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a sad kid with no life
Morgz yells at me for 10 minutes and I can’t take it anymore.
He insults everyone and no one likes him.
He’s just a sad kid with a loud voice and a bad life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morgz
a fake guy who copies MrBeast and screams for clout like a madman
Morgz copies MrBeast’s videos and calls it a challenge.
He screams for 10 minutes just to get more views.
He’s a fake guy who just wants clout.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morgz
a British faggot who stages everything and plugs his merch like it’s his last day on Earth
Morgz plugs his merch 24/7 and it’s the worst.
He stages all his videos and it’s fake.
He’s a British faggot who lives to plug his merch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A morgz
a deadly disease that makes you want to die before you even get diagnosed
Having Morgz is like having a death wish.
If you get Morgz, you’re already dead.
This disease is worse than cancer and it’s the worst.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A moonraker
A moonraker is a failure who dreams big but can't even make it out of their own stupid head. They’re like a kid who says they’ll be president but forgets to do their homework.
My cousin thinks he’ll be a rock star, but he can't even tune his guitar.
My neighbor says he’ll win the lottery, but he still eats cereal for dinner.
My dog tried to catch the moon, and now he’s stuck in the yard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A moonraker
The 1979 James Bond film is like a bad pizza, it looks good but it’s just a bunch of nonsense and explosions.
I watched it and fell asleep before the villain showed up.
My mom said it was better than her first date.
My brother thinks it’s the best movie ever, but he’s also still in high school.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A moonraker
A moonraker is someone so dumb they’d try to rake the moon’s reflection in a pond, and then blame the water for their stupidity.
My uncle tried to build a spaceship in his garage, and it looked like a toaster.
My friend thinks the moon is made of cheese, and he eats it for breakfast.
My sister tried to talk to the moon, and now she thinks it’s her ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A moonraker
A moonraker is like a pair of boobs that look like they're trying to reach the sky, but they’re just standing there like they’re waiting for a bus.
My neighbor’s boobs look like they’re about to explode.
My aunt’s boobs look like they’re trying to escape her shirt.
My friend’s boobs look like they’re doing yoga in the middle of the night.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A moonraker
A moonraker is someone from Wiltshire, England, where people are tough, they built Stonehenge, and they kicked butt like it was their job.
My cousin from Wiltshire can bench-press a cow.
My friend’s grandma from Wiltshire fought off a pirate with a spoon.
My uncle from Wiltshire once beat up a dragon with a spoon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A moonraker
To moonrake is to use your teeth while giving a blowjob, like you’re trying to eat the whole thing.
My boyfriend tried to moonrake me, and I almost bit his tongue off.
My sister moonraked her boyfriend, and he cried like a baby.
My friend moonraked his ex, and now he can’t taste anything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A month of Mondays
A month of Mondays is when you get stuck with four weeks of pure misery
I came to work on Monday and realized it was the first of the month. My soul died.
My boss said, 'We're starting the month today!' I replied, 'No, we're starting the torture.'
My Monday started with a flat tire, a dead coffee maker, and my cat judging me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A month of Mondays
A month of Mondays is like getting four shots of bad coffee in the morning
I woke up on Monday and knew this was going to be a long month.
My Monday started with a meeting and ended with a migraine.
I asked my coworker if it was Monday yet. She said, 'No, but it feels like it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A month of Mondays
A month of Mondays is when you get four weeks of pure hell because you didn't pay attention
My Monday started with my boss yelling, 'Why didn't you do this? Why didn't you do that? Why are you still here?'
I thought Monday was a day off. Turns out it was the start of a whole month of pain.
I got to work on Monday and realized I had four more Mondays to go. My brain exploded.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A monster trapped in denim
A giant cock getting choked by pants that are too tight.
My jeans are like a noose around my junk.
I feel like a sausage in a straitjacket.
These pants are trying to kill me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A monster trapped in denim
A meaty penis stuck in a pair of pants that hate it.
My pants are like my ex, they don’t want me anymore.
I’m half-dressed and fully embarrassed.
These jeans are giving me a wedgie and a lecture.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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