A moonraker

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A moonraker is a failure who dreams big but can't even make it out of their own stupid head. They’re like a kid who says they’ll be president but forgets to do their homework.
My cousin thinks he’ll be a rock star, but he can't even tune his guitar.
My neighbor says he’ll win the lottery, but he still eats cereal for dinner.
My dog tried to catch the moon, and now he’s stuck in the yard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The 1979 James Bond film is like a bad pizza, it looks good but it’s just a bunch of nonsense and explosions.
I watched it and fell asleep before the villain showed up.
My mom said it was better than her first date.
My brother thinks it’s the best movie ever, but he’s also still in high school.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A moonraker is someone so dumb they’d try to rake the moon’s reflection in a pond, and then blame the water for their stupidity.
My uncle tried to build a spaceship in his garage, and it looked like a toaster.
My friend thinks the moon is made of cheese, and he eats it for breakfast.
My sister tried to talk to the moon, and now she thinks it’s her ex.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A moonraker is like a pair of boobs that look like they're trying to reach the sky, but they’re just standing there like they’re waiting for a bus.
My neighbor’s boobs look like they’re about to explode.
My aunt’s boobs look like they’re trying to escape her shirt.
My friend’s boobs look like they’re doing yoga in the middle of the night.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A moonraker is someone from Wiltshire, England, where people are tough, they built Stonehenge, and they kicked butt like it was their job.
My cousin from Wiltshire can bench-press a cow.
My friend’s grandma from Wiltshire fought off a pirate with a spoon.
My uncle from Wiltshire once beat up a dragon with a spoon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To moonrake is to use your teeth while giving a blowjob, like you’re trying to eat the whole thing.
My boyfriend tried to moonrake me, and I almost bit his tongue off.
My sister moonraked her boyfriend, and he cried like a baby.
My friend moonraked his ex, and now he can’t taste anything.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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