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B YACUNT

This ungraceful pig is a lout with a face like a raccoon who can't take a joke. He treats women like used napkins and has a tiny brain that explodes when he hears the word 'stubby'.

He yelled at the barista for burning my coffee and then called her a 'frying pan' in front of everyone.

He got kicked out of the game for using a 'dumbass' insult on a teammate.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got thrown out of the house.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B YACUNT

A brainless brute who acts like he's the king of the world. He screams at women like they owe him money and gets a meltdown if someone says 'stubby' near him.

He flipped a table at the restaurant because the soup was too hot for his brain.

He called my sister a 'dump truck' during a video game battle.

He cried in the hallway when someone told him he had 'donkey breath'.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B YACUNT

This ignorant oaf thinks he's the best at everything. He yells at women like they're his enemies and acts like a baby when someone mentions 'stubby' in the same room.

He threw his pizza at the waiter for not bringing extra cheese.

He got disqualified from the contest because he called the judge a 'wastebasket'.

He had a tantrum in the grocery store because the cereal wasn't in the right spot.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B X10 CW

Best friends who are so close they could be called family. Like if they shared a toilet and a mom.

You: We're like siblings. You: No, we're like twins who both got sent to jail for stealing lunch money.

DM: You're my favorite sister. I'm gonna throw you out the window if you don't bring me pizza.

Text: We're not just friends. We're like brothers who still fight over who left the door open.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B X10 CW

Friends so tight they could be called soulmates. Or enemies who just haven't gotten around to hating each other yet.

Text: You're my soulmate. I'm gonna kill you if you don't bring me snacks.

DM: We're not just friends. We're like enemies who still share a lunch table.

You: We're like siblings. Me: No, we're like roommates who also hate each other.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B X10 CW

Best friends who are so close they could be called twins. Or just really good at stealing each other's lunch money.

Text: We're like twins. You: No, we're like besties who steal each other's lunch money.

DM: You're my twin. I'm gonna steal your lunch money again today.

You: We're like siblings. Me: No, we're like twins who also share a mom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Wick

A town so small it thinks it's the center of the universe and everyone else is just a footnote in its bragging rights.

'B Wick? That's where my cousin's dog lives. And he's still got a job.'

'I moved to B Wick and now I'm famous. Just famous in the gas station.'

'B Wick is the only place where the traffic is slower than the gossip.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Wick

A place so tiny it thinks it's the capital of the world and everyone else is just a footnote in its delusional map.

'I moved to B Wick and now I'm the mayor. Of the parking lot.'

'B Wick is where the only thing that's famous is the mayor's uncle's cat.'

'The only reason people know about B Wick is because it's the only town that still has a mayor who's still alive.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Wet

A person who lets others punch them in the face just for fun and doesn't even care if their brain leaks out their ears.

I'm B Wet because I let my brother hit me until I cried.

She's B Wet because she got spanked by her dad and smiled.

He's B Wet because he let his crush beat him up for a week just to be cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Wet

A person who thinks getting knocked out is the same thing as getting a high five.

I'm B Wet because I asked my friend to beat me up for my birthday.

She's B Wet because she got knocked out at a party and said it was amazing.

He's B Wet because he let his teacher spank him for no reason.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Wet

A person who would rather get their nose broken than miss a chance to look cool.

I'm B Wet because I got my nose broken just to look tough.

She's B Wet because she got hit by a car and still said it was worth it.

He's B Wet because he let his crush punch him in the gut and laughed about it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Wet

A person who gets kicked in the shins and still thinks it's a compliment.

I'm B Wet because I let my brother kick me in the shins for fun.

She's B Wet because she got kicked in the shins and still said thank you.

He's B Wet because he let his crush kick him in the shins and said it was romantic.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Wet

A person who gets hit so much they think it's a normal day at the office.

I'm B Wet because I got hit so much I forgot my own name.

She's B Wet because she got hit every day and still showed up to work.

He's B Wet because he got hit so much his face looked like a melon.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B West'd

When you're so wasted you end up in the hospital and your friends think you're a god because you survived being a complete mess.

I saw B West'd in the ER with a IV and a pizza box. He was like a superhero.

My cousin got B West'd after drinking 12 beers and a whole bottle of wine. He passed out in a taco truck.

My friend went B West'd and woke up in a hotel room with a stranger's socks on his head.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B West'd

Being so drunk you get taken to the hospital and your friends think you're a rockstar because you're that bad at being drunk.

My dad got B West'd and the nurse had to give him a shot because he was screaming about aliens.

I went B West'd and ended up in the ER with a broken nose and a confused doctor.

My brother got B West'd and tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to a pizza delivery guy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B West'd

When you're so wasted you get hospitalized and your friends think you're a legend because you're too trashy to die.

My friend got B West'd and woke up in the hospital with a tattoo of a chicken on his arm.

I got B West'd and the doctor had to give me a shot because I was talking to the ceiling.

My cousin got B West'd and tried to eat a whole pizza box in the hospital.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B West'd

You're so drunk you end up in the hospital and your friends think you're a legend because you're too messed up to die.

My friend got B West'd and the doctor had to put him in a straitjacket.

I got B West'd and tried to dance to a heartbeat monitor.

My cousin got B West'd and woke up with a IV in his arm and a chicken hat on his head.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B West'd

When you're so wasted you go to the hospital and your friends think you're a hero because you survived being a total disaster.

My brother got B West'd and the nurse had to give him a shot because he was yelling about aliens.

I got B West'd and tried to eat a whole salad in the ER.

My friend got B West'd and woke up with a IV in his arm and a chicken hat on his head.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B West'd

You're so drunk you get taken to the hospital and your friends think you're a legend because you're that trashy and that alive.

My cousin got B West'd and tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to a pizza delivery guy.

I got B West'd and ended up in the ER with a broken nose and a confused doctor.

My friend got B West'd and the nurse had to give him a shot because he was screaming about aliens.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B Walko

When you take advantage of little girls and then bring in a hooker to pretend she's your girlfriend at a fancy party so no one asks questions.

I did B Walko last night. Now I have to pay for a hooker and my lawyer.

That guy did B Walko and got caught. He's out of jail but still paying for the hooker.

She said she was my girlfriend, but I know she's a hooker. I did B Walko.

by Slangipedia 17d ago