B Wick

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A town so small it thinks it's the center of the universe and everyone else is just a footnote in its bragging rights.

'B Wick? That's where my cousin's dog lives. And he's still got a job.'

'I moved to B Wick and now I'm famous. Just famous in the gas station.'

'B Wick is the only place where the traffic is slower than the gossip.'

A place so tiny it thinks it's the capital of the world and everyone else is just a footnote in its delusional map.

'I moved to B Wick and now I'm the mayor. Of the parking lot.'

'B Wick is where the only thing that's famous is the mayor's uncle's cat.'

'The only reason people know about B Wick is because it's the only town that still has a mayor who's still alive.'