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Dabbler
A witch who does magic just to get attention. They use a Ouija board like it’s a TikTok filter and think everyone is impressed.
'She asked the Ouija board if she was a witch. The board said yes, but it was probably lying.'
'She used a Ouija board to talk to her dead grandma. Her grandma said, “You’re not a real witch.”'
'She tried to summon a ghost, but the ghost just said, “You’re not a real witch.”'
Dabbleschlock
The worst kind of sad face when your pizza gets cold and your mom forgot your birthday.
My dog ate my homework and my mom said I was grounded for life.
I got a C+ on my math test and my friend laughed at me.
My favorite video game crashed right when I was about to beat the boss.
Dabbleschlock
Like when you think you're going to win, but then your friend gets the last slice of pizza.
I studied for weeks and failed the test because I didn’t know what a ‘metaphor’ was.
My dog ran away and I had to chase him all the way to the park.
I got in trouble for drawing on the walls with crayons.
Dabblement
A tiny bit of something, like jam or glue. Just enough to get you started, but not enough to actually care.
I took a dabblment of jelly on my toast. Now I’m pretending I’m a gourmet chef.
He only used a dabblment of glue to stick his paper together. It’s falling apart and he’s proud of it.
She dipped her finger in a dabblment of paint. Now her whole hand looks like a toddler’s masterpiece.
Dabblement
A little taste of something, but only because you’re too cheap to buy the whole thing.
I took a dabblment of that expensive chocolate. Now I feel rich, but I still can’t afford the whole bar.
He took a dabblment of the cake. The rest of us got nothing and we’re still mad about it.
She took a dabblment of the sauce. Now she’s bragging about how much she knows about food.
Dabblement
A small amount of something, usually because you’re too lazy to do it right.
He took a dabblment of glue. Now his project is barely holding together, and he doesn’t care.
She took a dabblment of jam. Now her sandwich is just a sad excuse for a meal.
They took a dabblment of paint. Now the whole wall looks like a drunk kid did it.
Dabblement
A tiny bit of something, usually because you’re too full to eat more.
He took a dabblment of pie. Now he’s full, but he still wants seconds.
She took a dabblment of cake. Now she’s trying to convince herself it was worth it.
They took a dabblment of ice cream. Now they’re arguing over who ate the most.
Dabblement
A little piece of something, just enough to get you by without actually trying.
He took a dabblment of bread. Now he’s pretending he’s eating a whole loaf.
She took a dabblment of cheese. Now she’s saying it’s the best she’s ever had.
They took a dabblment of pizza. Now they’re arguing about who got the bigger slice.
Dabbledooya
A stupid, brainless way of saying you're dabbing, like a kid who just got a C on a test.
Bro, you just did the dabbledooya like you're trying to impress a goldfish.
She said she was doing the dabbledooya, but it was just a sad little flick.
He tried the dabbledooya and it looked like he was sneezing at a math problem.
Dabbledooya
A fancy, fake way of saying you're dabbing, like a retard wearing a crown made of spaghetti.
He called it the dabbledooya, but it was just a messy dab with no style.
She did the dabbledooya like she was the queen of the trash can.
He tried the dabbledooya and it looked like he was doing a dab in a tornado.
Dabbledooya
A retarded, overused way of saying you're dabbing, like a loser who still uses a flip phone.
He did the dabbledooya like he was the king of the sad dabs.
She called it the dabbledooya, but it was just a weak little dab.
He tried the dabbledooya and it looked like he was doing a dab with a broken arm.
Dabbledooya
A brain-dead, fancy way of saying you're dabbing, like a kid who thinks glitter is a career.
He did the dabbledooya like he was trying to impress a baby.
She called it the dabbledooya, but it was just a dab with no confidence.
He tried the dabbledooya and it looked like he was doing a dab in a dream.
Dabbledooya
A stupid, fancy way of saying you're dabbing, like a kid who thinks a paper airplane is a spaceship.
He did the dabbledooya like he was the king of the sad dabs.
She called it the dabbledooya, but it was just a weak little dab.
He tried the dabbledooya and it looked like he was doing a dab in a tornado.
Dabbledon't
A person or thing you wish you could punch; something gross that makes your brain short-circuit; a smelly, crusty Gnar who smells like old socks and regret.
I saw Dabbledon't at the mall. I ran away. My brain is still screaming.
My mom's new boyfriend is Dabbledon't. He eats cereal for dinner. I hate him.
That pizza was Dabbledon't. I threw it at the wall. It hit my brother.
Dabbledon't
Something you want to avoid like a bad breakup; a mess that makes your eyes water; a Gnar so gross he could make a trash can cry.
My gym teacher is Dabbledon't. He smells like a gym sock. I don't want to be near him.
That dog is Dabbledon't. It pooped on my shoe. I'm still mad.
My sister's crush is Dabbledon't. He wears socks with sandals. I'm judging him.
Dabbledon't
A thing or person you want to escape from; something so bad it makes your nose curl; a Gnar that could make a garbage truck cry.
My dad's new job is Dabbledon't. He works with pigs. I don't want to be him.
That cake was Dabbledon't. It had hair in it. I threw it away.
My brother's friend is Dabbledon't. He eats pickles for breakfast. I think he's a monster.
Dabbledon't
A person or thing you wish you could kick; something so bad it makes your eyes bleed; a Gnar that smells like a sock drawer in a landfill.
My neighbor is Dabbledon't. He eats soup for dinner. I don't want to be near him.
That movie was Dabbledon't. It had a frog in it. I fell asleep.
My dog's new friend is Dabbledon't. He eats dirt. I think he's evil.
Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro
You tried a same-sex fling, but it didn't pan out. You went back to your old ways, like a dog who forgot how to fetch.
I dated a guy for a month, then went back to my girlfriend. It was like going from pizza to burgers. Both good, but I'm a burger person.
My boyfriend tried to be my boyfriend, but I just wanted my girlfriend back. He was like a bad haircut, temporary and annoying.
I had a crush on my guy friend, but when he kissed me, I was like, 'Nope. Back to my girl.'
Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro
You messed around with a dude, but you didn't commit. You just wanted to keep it simple, like a snack instead of a full meal.
I dated a guy for a week, then went back to my girlfriend. I was like, 'This is just a snack. My girl is the main course.'
I had a guy friend, and we got a little physical. But I was like, 'This is just a side dish. My girl is the main course.'
I had a guy crush, but I was like, 'This is just a light snack. I want my girl for dinner.'
Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro
You had a little fun with a guy, but it didn't last. You went back to your girl because you didn't want to deal with the mess.
I had a guy on the side, but it was like a messy room. I went back to my girl because I like clean.
I dated a guy for a bit, but it was like a messy kitchen. I went back to my girl and her clean dishes.
I had a guy crush, but it was like a messy party. I went back to my girl and her clean house.
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