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Daeshawn
He’s got a short temper, a funny mouth, and a heart of gold. He’ll fight anyone, but he falls in love like it’s a competition.
He yelled at the math teacher for giving him a hard time.
He fought three guys just to get a girl’s number.
He’s the reason the school has a new rule about love.
Daeshaunna
She’s the sweetest and weirdest girl you’ll ever meet. She’ll send you fire messages and talk dirty on the phone, but she’s a total wallflower in real life.
Hey, I just saw you in the grocery store and I almost peed myself.
I’m going to eat you for dinner tonight.
You look like a chicken I could fry.
Daeshaunna
She’s the best and the worst. She’ll send you wild messages and talk trash on the phone, but when she’s around, she’s like a shy little mouse.
You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. I’m going to marry you in the park.
I want you to be my lunch.
You’re my favorite person ever.
Daeshaunna
She’s the love of your life and the weirdest person you know. She’ll send you hot messages and talk trash on the phone, but she’s a total introvert when you’re face to face.
You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. I would eat you for breakfast.
I’m going to write you a love letter.
You’re my favorite thing ever.
Daeshanel
A girl who steals your man and then gives him back like he's broken
My ex took my guy and came back like he was a used toaster
She took my man to the mall and came back with a receipt
He was her side dish and I was the main course
Daeshanel
A girl who takes your man just to show him who's boss
She took my guy to prove she was the boss
He was her backup plan and I was the original
She took my man like he was a free sample
Daeshanel
A girl who borrows your man and never pays him back
She borrowed my guy and never gave him a tip
He was her loaner and I was the bank
She took my man like he was a rental car
Daeshanea
Daeshanea is a quiet kid who acts like a total idiot when she gets attention. She doesn't give a damn about boys, but she'll cuss out anyone who messes with her friends. She's smart, quick-witted, and can beat anyone at a race.
Daeshanea: 'I was shy, but when the teacher called on me, I just exploded. I said the dumbest thing ever.'
Daeshanea: 'Boys? Please. I’d rather punch a wall than date one.'
Daeshanea: 'I ran the mile in 5 minutes. That’s faster than most of you.'
Daeshanea
Daeshanea is the kind of person who hides in the corner but will laugh so hard she’ll cry. She doesn't care about boys, but she'll back her friends up if they need it. She’s got a brain, a sense of humor, and a talent for sports.
Daeshanea: 'I was hiding in the library, but when I heard the joke, I lost it.'
Daeshanea: 'Boys are okay, but I’d rather eat a whole pizza than date one.'
Daeshanea: 'I won the basketball game, and I didn't even try.'
Daeshanea
Daeshanea is a quiet person who acts like a loudmouth when she's having fun. She doesn't care about boys, but she's got her friends' backs. She’s smart, has a good sense of humor, and can run faster than most people.
Daeshanea: 'I was quiet, but when the class laughed at my joke, I just exploded.'
Daeshanea: 'Boys? I’d rather take a math test than date one.'
Daeshanea: 'I ran the track faster than the teacher.'
Daeshanae
Daeshanae is a hot girl who talks like she’s got a million things on her mind but really just daydreams all day. She’s chill, but don’t mess with her dreams or she’ll ghost you for good.
DM: 'You’re cute, but I’m already married to my sleep.'
Tweet: 'My dream is to eat pizza and never wake up.'
Text: 'If you don’t let me nap, I’ll forget you exist.'
Daeshanae
Daeshanae is a looker with a heart of gold and a brain full of nonsense. She’s the kind of girl who could make you cry over a broken nail and then give you a hug.
Text: 'You broke my nail. Now we’re both crying.'
Tweet: 'He proposed to me. I said yes. Now I’m crying over a broken nail.'
DM: 'You’re my favorite person. Now stop crying.'
Daeshallee
A girl who's super smart, hot, and everyone else is jealous because she's got it all. She never gives up and she’s got a name so rare it’s like having a golden ticket to luck.
@Daeshallee is the only person who could solve my math test and still look good doing it.
I saw Daeshallee in the cafeteria and now I'm questioning my life choices.
She got a perfect score on the test and still had time to make fun of me.
Daeshallee
Daeshallee is a girl who's so good at everything that people throw their own lives away just to be like her. Her name is so cool it’s basically a curse for everyone else.
Daeshallee walked into the room and my brain immediately shut down.
She got into the best school and I still don’t know how to apply.
I tried to copy her homework and now I have to live with the shame.
Daeshallee
Daeshallee is the kind of girl who makes you question why you even bother existing. She's smart, hot, and her name is so rare it’s like a VIP pass to life.
I saw Daeshallee and now I’m trying to figure out how to be half as good as her.
She got a 100% on the quiz and I got a 47% and now I’m crying.
Her name is so good I think it should be illegal.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a spineless, camel-riding, goat-chomping, holy-cow-chasing loser who screams about god but hides when bacon and apple pie are on the menu.
My cousin joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a summer camp. He didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-hating, bacon-hating nightmare.
Daesh-hole terrorists ran away when the pizza truck arrived.
Daesh-hole is just a group of guys who hate freedom and love yelling at goats.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a coward who hides behind holy books and hates everything good like bacon, apple pie, and the sound of a good laugh.
Daesh-hole said they’d take over the world, but they couldn’t even handle a pizza delivery guy.
My brother joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a gym. He didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-killing, holy-epic-fail club.
Daesh-hole tried to bomb the bakery. They didn’t know it was the best pie place in the city.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a dumb camel rider who thinks he’s tough, but runs like a chicken when the bacon is frying and the apple pie is coming.
Daesh-hole members tried to attack the school, but the principal had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole said they would conquer the world, but they couldn’t beat the lunch lady.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but ran when the pizza truck showed up.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a holy, bacon-hating, pie-stealing, camel-riding idiot who thinks he’s tough but runs like a scared goat when freedom comes knocking.
Daesh-hole tried to take over the town, but the pie truck saved the day.
My friend joined Daesh-hole because he thought it was a cool adventure. He didn’t know it was a bacon-hating, pie-stealing, freedom-killing mission.
Daesh-hole screamed about god, but cried when the pizza arrived.
Daesh-hole
A Daesh-hole is a weak, camel-riding, goat-chomping, holy-book-chasing fool who hates freedom, bacon, and apple pie like it’s a personal enemy.
Daesh-hole members were too scared to eat the pie. They just screamed about god.
Daesh-hole attacked the bakery, but the owner had a pie ready for them.
Daesh-hole members ran away when the pizza truck arrived. They didn’t know it was a meat-eating, freedom-hating nightmare.
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