Discover Slang

B`
A letter that looks like a b, but it's just there to confuse you and make your brain hurt.
My teacher wrote B( on my essay and I had no idea what it meant.
I saw B( on a sign and thought it was a secret code.
My friend said B( when I told him I failed algebra.
B`
A place where you sleep and eat breakfast, but the coffee is weak and the pancakes are burnt.
I stayed at a B( and the coffee tasted like old socks.
My cousin’s B( has a breakfast that makes you cry.
I went to a B( and the eggs were just a rumor.
B`
How big your boobs are compared to your belly. It’s a science thing. Scientists are still figuring it out. Probably because they’re distracted by mice.
My B2B is 10, but my brother’s is 2.
I told my friend my B2B is 5 and she called me a legend.
My B2B is 3, but I’m still not a legend.
B`
Short for 'bed and breakfast.' It's just a fancy way to say 'sleep and eat.'
I stayed at a B& B and it was just a fancy way to say 'sleep and eat.'
My grandma's B& B is just a fancy way to say 'sleep and eat.'
My friend called it B& B and I was confused.
B`
A phrase that means you're having anal sex instead of using a condom. It’s not a great plan, but it’s better than getting pregnant.
My friend said 'In the butt, no babies' and I thought he was crazy.
I tried B( and now I can't sit down.
My sister used B( and now she's pregnant.
B`
A thumbs up. It's the face you make when you're happy or when you're being a total smug know-it-all.
I gave my friend a thumbs up when he passed the test.
My teacher gave me a thumbs up and I thought I was a genius.
I saw a thumbs up and I knew I was right.
B'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You’re like a broken toaster trying to make toast.
B'zzz, my brain is broken.
B'zzz, I tried to think but nothing happened.
B'zzz, I looked up the answer but still didn’t get it.
B'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You’re so lost you don’t even know you’re lost.
B'zzz, I don’t know where I am.
B'zzz, I followed the map and ended up in a ditch.
B'zzz, I thought I had it all figured out.
B'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You’re like a kid who forgot their lunch and still didn’t care.
B'zzz, I didn’t even know the question.
B'zzz, I looked at it and said, ‘Whatever.’
B'zzz, I didn’t even try to answer.
B'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You’re like a dog who thinks he’s a cat and still doesn’t know what he wants.
B'zzz, I don’t know what I did wrong.
B'zzz, I thought I was doing great.
B'zzz, I had no idea what was going on.
B'z Up
B'z Up is when the bloods are all high and the crips are getting low and you're screaming like a f***ing maniac
B'z Up! I'm f***ing drunk and the crips are crying like babies!
B'z Up! I just ate ten tacos and I'm yelling at my cousin!
B'z Up! The bloods are winning and the crips are getting f***ed up!
B'z Up
B'z Up means the bloods are on fire and the crips are getting trampled by a f***ing elephant
B'z Up! I just kicked my brother and he fell in a lake!
B'z Up! The bloods are doing cartwheels and the crips are screaming!
B'z Up! I'm f***ing tired and I just beat my friend up!
B'z Up
B'z Up is like the bloods are kings and the crips are f***ing peasants getting yelled at
B'z Up! I just got a gold star and my friend got a detention!
B'z Up! I'm the boss and my friend is the f***ing servant!
B'z Up! I just ate a whole pizza and my friend is still hungry!
B'wiggidy
A bunch of guys on Facebook who are too scared to come out and still think they’re cool.
B’wiggidy? That’s just a bunch of sissies hiding in their mom’s Facebook group.
Why do they even use Facebook? They’re too chicken to be seen in real life.
I saw one post ‘I love my job’ and I knew he was lying, he’s still in the closet.
B'wiggidy
Guys who are too afraid to be gay and still think they’re the king of the hill.
That B’wiggidy guy posted a picture of himself at work and acted like he was proud, he’s still hiding!
He’s got a 500 friend list but can’t even tell his boss he’s gay.
He’s like a chicken in a chicken suit, still in the closet, still pretending.
B'wiggidy
A group of men on Facebook who are too scared to admit they’re gay and still act like they’re tough.
That B’wiggidy guy posted a picture of himself at the gym, he’s still hiding from his mom.
He claims he’s strong, but he’s still in the closet.
He’s got a profile picture of a biceps, but his real life is a mess.
B'wiggidy
Guys who use Facebook to be cool but are still hiding in the closet like a bunch of babies.
He’s got 2,000 friends, but he’s still hiding from his boss.
That B’wiggidy guy posted a ‘I’m happy’ status, he’s still in the closet.
He’s got a profile picture of a muscular guy, but he’s still a baby in the closet.
B'wiggidy
A bunch of guys on Facebook who are too scared to admit they’re gay and still act like they’re the best.
That B’wiggidy guy posted a ‘I’m living my best life’ message, but he’s still in the closet.
He’s got a 1,000 friend list, but he’s still scared of his mom.
He’s got a fancy profile picture, but he’s still hiding from the world.
B'wanna
a loud shout you yell at someone to get their attention before you cuss them out
B'wanna! Your pizza is cold and you’re a disgrace!
B'wanna! I just saw your dog eating your homework!
B'wanna! You forgot my birthday and I’m still mad!
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