When you're so wasted you're basically a human disaster. You're doing stuff that'll make your friends cringe, like crying at a movie or trying to dance in a pool.
I pailed so hard I tried to talk to my dog and he looked at me like I was insane.
My friend pailed so bad he tried to text his mom while wearing a sock on his head.
I pailed so much I thought my pants were on fire, but it was just my brother eating pizza.
The Pailbat is like a bat from hell with a bucket on top that the Gropagas use to smash runaway prisoners who don’t know what’s coming. It’s brutal and it’s loud.
I saw the Pailbat hit a prisoner so hard, his hat flew off and landed in the soup.
The prisoner tried to run, but the Pailbat caught him mid-sprint and slammed him into the wall like a sack of bricks.
They used the Pailbat on me twice. I still have a bruise shaped like a bucket.