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pain in the arse

A guy who’s literally a pain in the arse, and no one knows why he still talks to people.

Samuel Launiere is a pain in the arse because he always interrupts my game.

Why does Samuel Launiere keep talking? He's a pain in the arse.

Samuel Launiere says something stupid every time, and that’s a pain in the arse.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the abs

A joke that hides how much someone is literally giving you the business, but it's still basically saying your guts are on fire.

My mom says I'm a pain in the abs because I keep eating pizza for breakfast.

My teacher called me a pain in the abs after I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

My dog just stared at me like I was a pain in the abs.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the abs

A way to say someone is annoying but not bad enough to be called a total meatball.

My brother is a pain in the abs because he won’t stop arguing with me about who’s better, Mario or Sonic.

My boss said I was a pain in the abs for making coffee out of tea.

My neighbor yells at me every day like I’m a pain in the abs.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the abs

A fancy way to say someone is giving you the business, but it still sounds like they’re mad about something stupid.

My mom says I’m a pain in the abs because I forgot to do my chores.

My friend called me a pain in the abs after I spilled soda on his shirt.

My teacher said I was a pain in the abs for talking too much during math.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A stupid, annoying thing that happens when life decides to kick you in the crotch

My dog ate my homework and then ran over my cat.

I tripped into a puddle right before my big presentation.

My phone died during a Zoom call with my boss.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When something goes so wrong it feels like the universe is laughing at you

I spilled coffee on my shirt and then my laptop died.

My dog pooped on the carpet during a video call with my mom.

I tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A situation so bad it makes you want to scream into a pillow

My socks are missing, my dog is barking at nothing, and I'm late for work.

I forgot my password and now my computer is being mean to me.

I tried to text my friend but sent a selfie to my mom instead.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When life throws you a curveball so big it knocks your teeth out

My dog bit my neighbor’s kid and now I’m in trouble.

I lost my keys, my phone, and my mind all at once.

I tried to be cool but ended up looking like an idiot.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A really bad day that feels like your brain is on fire

I got yelled at by my boss, my dog cried, and I forgot my lunch.

My hair is a mess, my coffee is cold, and my dog stole my sandwich.

I tried to be funny but ended up looking like a fool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When everything goes wrong at once, and you’re just trying to survive

My dog knocked over my cereal, I missed my bus, and it started raining.

I got a flat tire, my phone died, and my coffee was cold.

I tried to be awesome but ended up being a total disaster.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain has never been so brilliant

A stupid saying made by some church band that means they're screaming like a dying goat in a blender.

I just got my face smashed by a bus. Pain has never been so brilliant.

My tooth is about to fall out. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I ate a whole pizza and cried. Pain has never been so brilliant.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain has never been so brilliant

A ridiculous line from a band that thinks they're deep, when really they're just yelling at the sky.

My dog bit me. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I got stuck in a toilet. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I tried to bench press my cousin. Pain has never been so brilliant.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain has never been so brilliant

A stupid line that sounds like something a kid would say after getting hit by a truck.

I got electrocuted. Pain has never been so brilliant.

My head feels like it's on fire. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I lost my job and my dog. Pain has never been so brilliant.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A battle of knuckles where people go full beast mode on each other's hands until someone taps out twice, which is the only way to escape the agony.

My hand felt like it was on fire after that hit.

He screamed like a girl and tapped out.

I didn't even flinch. I'm a legend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A sadistic contest where people write the worst possible things on plates, steal others' plates, and have to suffer through them all. One ‘pussy out’ is allowed but costs you points.

I had to run into a garbage can and it felt like my soul was ripped out.

He jumped off a fence like he was insane.

Pegged with apple slices? That’s just the beginning.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A hand injury you get when you chop peppers like a madman. It hurts so bad it feels like your fingers are getting roasted.

My pain flap is so bad I can't even hold my phone without crying.

I tried to cut a pepper and now my hand looks like it got hit by a flamingo.

My brother got a pain flap and screamed like he was being stabbed by a ghost.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A curse you get from chopping peppers. Your fingers feel like they’re on fire and your soul is screaming.

My pain flap is so intense I started talking to my cat for support.

I got a pain flap and it felt like my hand was being dipped in lava.

My friend got a pain flap and threw the pepper at me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A finger injury from chopping peppers that feels like your fingers are getting fried by a demon.

I got a pain flap so bad I started crying in the middle of my pizza.

My pain flap was so real I had to take a break from cooking.

I got a pain flap and it felt like my hand was being tortured by a ghost.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A pain fetish lover gets horny when they get hurt. They think getting slapped, bit, or pulled by the hair is like winning the lottery.

My boyfriend thinks I'm sexy when I scream while he pulls my hair.

She asked her date to choke her during dinner.

He bit me so hard I thought my face was gonna fall off.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

People with a pain fetish get turned on by getting smacked, scratched, or yanked around like a ragdoll.

I got spanked in the hallway and it was the best date ever.

He slapped me so hard I felt it in my brain.

She scratches my back until I'm screaming for mercy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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