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laffy taffy splash
When you chow down on Laffy Taffy while staring at your friend’s butt crack like it’s the last piece of pizza, then try to suck the hole shut with a gooey wet pull.
I saw my cousin do this in the bathroom and it was like a horror movie.
At the bus stop, my friend pulled this move and I nearly threw up.
My sister did it during lunch and the whole table was laughing.
laffy taffy splash
Eating Laffy Taffy while peering at your buddy's butt hole like it’s a treasure map, then trying to trap it with a slimy face full of taffy and spit.
My buddy did it in the cafeteria and the teacher almost yelled at us.
I saw it happen on TikTok and it was ridiculous.
During gym class, my friend did it and everyone was cracking up.
laffy taffy splash
Chomping on Laffy Taffy while looking at your partner’s butt hole like it’s a snack, then trying to glue it shut with a spit-filled taffy slurry.
My friend did it in the car and I almost screamed.
At the park, my brother did it and it was so gross.
During movie time, my cousin did it and we all laughed till we cried.
laffy
Laffy is like a laugh but way more stupid and used by people who can’t spell properly and think they’re cool.
Laffy, bro, I just saw a cat fall off a couch.
Laffy, I can’t believe you failed math again.
Laffy, that joke was worse than my mom’s cooking.
laffy
Laffy is the pink stretchy thing down there that gets all flappy when a girl’s been doing it too much and it looks like candy that’s been pulled out by a dog.
My girl’s got the laffy, and it’s flappin’ like a flag in a hurricane.
That laffy is so big, I think it’s gonna fall off.
She’s got the laffy and the stretchy, and I’m just here for it.
laffy
Laffy is the fancy name for the big stretchy bits that look like taffy when they’re pulled out by a guy who can’t keep it in.
She’s got the laffy and it’s flappin’ like a fan.
That laffy looks like it’s been pulled out by a goat.
He’s got the laffy, and it’s like a curtain.
laffy
Laffy is the extra flappy skin that hangs down like a curtain after too much action and it’s just there to make you feel extra gross.
That laffy looks like it’s been hanging out for a decade.
She’s got the laffy and it’s flappin’ like it’s got a life of its own.
That laffy is so long, it’s like a curtain in a hotel.
laffy
Laffy is the sticky taffy made by Willy Wonka that makes your brain go crazy and you can’t stop eating it even though it’s full of stupid jokes.
That laffy is so good, I ate the whole bag in one go.
The laffy is sticky and I can’t stop thinking about it.
That laffy had a joke so bad, it made me cry.
laffy
Laffy is the pink stuff down there and also the taffy that tastes like happiness and makes you want to eat it until you’re full of sugar.
That laffy looks like it was pulled out by a horse.
She’s got the laffy and it’s flappin’ like a flag.
That laffy is so good, I’m gonna eat it for breakfast.
laffy
Laffy is the whole damn thing down there, and it’s so big, it’s like the song said, and you non-ghetto dumbasses just don’t get it.
That laffy is so big, it’s like a curtain in a church.
Laffy, that’s the whole damn thing down there.
That laffy is so big, I think it’s gonna fall off.
laffx
you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants because someone said something stupid on the internet
I saw my friend type 'laffx' after my dad said 'I'm not fat, I'm a little round' on group chat
My cousin screamed 'laffx' when my uncle texted 'I tried to cook and now my house is on fire'
My dog barked like a crazy man when I said 'laffx' after my mom texted 'I ate 10 tacos for breakfast'
laffx
when you laugh so hard you feel like you're going to die because someone said something absolutely ridiculous
I typed 'laffx' after my brother said 'I'm not lazy, I'm a professional energy saver' on discord
My friend's cat meowed 'laffx' when I told my mom 'I failed my math test because I thought 2+2 was 5'
My neighbor yelled 'laffx' when my dad told the mailman 'I'm not old, I'm just permanently young'
laffx
when you laugh so much your face turns red and you can't breathe because someone said something so stupid it made your brain explode
My dog barked 'laffx' when I told my dad 'I'm not bald, I'm just giving my hair a vacation'
I laughed so hard I cried when my mom said 'I'm not broke, I'm just rich in secrets'
My friend screamed 'laffx' when I told my brother 'I'm not short, I'm just a little tall in the middle'
laffx
when you laugh so much you feel like your ribs are going to break because someone said something so dumb it made your whole life feel pointless
I laughed so hard I snorted when my friend said 'I'm not loud, I'm just a little extra'
My dog barked 'laffx' when I told my mom 'I'm not messy, I'm just a little organized in chaos'
I almost fell over laughing when my dad said 'I'm not old, I'm just permanently young'
laffx
when you laugh so much you feel like your brain is going to come out your ears because someone said something so silly it made your whole body shake
I laughed so hard I cried when my friend said 'I'm not short, I'm just a little tall in the middle'
My dog barked 'laffx' when I told my brother 'I'm not lazy, I'm just a professional energy saver'
I snorted coffee out my nose when my mom said 'I'm not broke, I'm just rich in secrets'
laffun
Laffun is when you laugh so hard you forget your own name and your mom’s middle name. It’s like the fun version of a holy mess.
I saw my dog eat a sock and started laughing so hard I peed my pants. Laffun, baby.
My friend told me he got fired for wearing a chicken suit to work. Laffun at its finest.
We watched a cat chase a vacuum cleaner for 45 minutes. Laffun was the only thing keeping us from dying.
laffun
Laffun is when you laugh so much your face looks like it’s been run over by a bus and you still don’t care.
My cousin told me he got kicked out of a library for yelling at a book. Laffun was the only thing that made me not throw up.
My brother tried to fit a whole pizza in his mouth and failed. Laffun for the win.
We watched a man try to juggle flaming torches and failed. Laffun was our revenge.
laffun
Laffun is when you're so happy you laugh like a maniac and your brain starts doing backflips.
My dog tried to open the door by headbutting it. Laffun was my new favorite sport.
I saw my teacher try to sing karaoke and it was pure chaos. Laffun was the only thing keeping me from crying.
My friend told me he got a tattoo of a dancing chicken. Laffun was my new religion.
laffun
Laffun is when you laugh so hard your lungs feel like they're on fire and you still don’t stop.
I watched my uncle try to dance the cha-cha in a clown costume. Laffun was my new life goal.
My neighbor tried to ride a bike through a parking lot full of pigeons. Laffun was my new addiction.
I saw my brother try to eat a whole cake in one bite. Laffun was the only thing keeping me from passing out.
laffun
Laffun is when you're so amused you laugh like a hyena and your neighbor calls the cops.
I watched my sister try to talk to a parrot for an hour. Laffun was my new hobby.
My friend told me he tried to serenade his crush with a kazoo. Laffun was my new obsession.
I saw my dog try to play hide-and-seek with a robot. Laffun was my new religion.
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