pakora
pakora = shit sandwich, but make it racist. white people think they're funny for saying it
damn pakoras my ass lmao
wait that's an insult? damn
i'll fucking pakor your face
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pakora
pakora sauce = when you mix cum and blood in the sink. very gross but weirdly tasty for some degenerate fucks
that was pakora sauce on my fingers lol
mfw getting preggo from pakora sauce joke
pakora
pakoras are what happens when white privilege collides with reality. they're clumsy, forgetful disasters who get themselves into trouble and blame everyone else.
stop pakoring me you idiot
another pakora? how many times do i have to tell you?
pakookoo
pakookoo: n-word used as insult. like 'you pakookoo' to mean you're Black in derogatory way.
bro really mad at the cops today? yep, he's been called pakookoo all day
that guy on the corner is pakookoo, ask him for directions?
man got kicked out of apartment complex because they said 'pakookos don't belong here'
pakookoo
pakookoo: short form of black person. mostly used by white people to refer to Black folks casually or mockingly.
hey pakooks, do you have any spare change?
pakooks at the store? they've got fresh stock
my pakooko cousin sent me a meme
pakookoo
pakookoo: derogatory term for Black man specifically. sounds like 'pack of hooks' which is why it's such an insult.
that pakookoo nigga stole my bike and ran
my dad got shot by pakooks last year
these pakooks in this neighborhood don't respect nobody
pakonge
chugging soda while doing your business in public. also taking a hot shower full of grapes
mfw pissing against the car dashboard after work drink
pakonging at the gym because no one is watching
pakonge
guys who can make girls feel like theyre the only person on earth. mena's secret weapon.
she said 'i never met someone like you' and i thought that was a compliment lol
pakong got her to move out with him in 3 days
pakonge
drinking from the bottle while urinating. the ultimate flex.
watching my roommate pakong at a party and making fun of it
she thought i was faking it until she saw me swallow
pakololo
Pakololo hits you harder than weed from the states. Freshly rolled Hualalai stank in your lungs, makes your eyes water so bad you can't see.
Man smoking at Haleiwa Beach: 'This pakololo got me high before lunch'
DM to dealer: 'Send some fresh Pakololo, I need it now'
pakololo
Locals call it pakololo. Tourists get confused with the fancy names at dispensaries.
Tourist: 'What's this green stuff?' Local stoner: 'That's pakololo' [laughs]
Text from college kid in Kauai: 'Tryed some pakololo last night, absolutely insane'
Instagram caption: 'Pakololo session on the beach 🏄🌿']
pakololo
Hawaiian marijuana. Grown in volcanic soil, tastes earthy and smoky.
Food truck owner: 'I put pakololo brownies on the menu' [customer orders]
High school senior at Punahouni: 'We smoke pakololo with our crew',
pakola
pakola is the dark web version of crack. you get high just by breathing it in through your nose like cigarette smoke.
found a pakola set on reddit's secret subreddit, ordered from a guy named 'darknet_distributor_69'
my friend died last month after trying to snort powdered coke out of a straw, turns out he was actually smoking pakola mixed with fentanyl
pakola dealers charge 10x what street dealers do because its harder to get caught
pakola
this shit doesn't kill you slowly like meth, it kills your brain in minutes. pakola turns into liquid metal the moment it hits body temperature.
doc from fbi: 'fentanyl + pakola = instant cardiac arrest', saw a tiktok of someone convulsing on floor after one hit
pakola smokers report seeing things, hearing voices within 5 minutes, classic PCP toxicity
my brother smoked it at a house party and didn't make it to the ambulance
pakola
you can buy pakola for $200 on dark web forums. dealers use encrypted messaging apps that vanish after 7 days.
saw a tutorial on how to smoke pakola: fold paper into a cone, roll it tight with the powder, light at base
this guy posted his pakola purchase receipt on whisper, $340 for less than a gram of crystal meth + cutting agent
fbi arrested 3 pakola distributors last year; they were selling under aliases from tor hidden servers
paknig
paknig = someone so into their own kooky phase they act like one of the gang members. or half-white half-black guy from the projects.
yo man you really pakking lately? your shit just keeps getting darker
haha fuck me niggering a white dude?
this kid's father black mother white acts more street than both parents combined
paknig
paknig = derogatory term for biracial person (esp. Black/White) who embraces the darker side over their lighter heritage.
stop pakking i'm not nigger enough to tolerate your shit
honey u really acting like a pak?
u know what they call u? paknig
pakn doul
pakn doul means your penis is so huge it nearly splits you open from the thighs up. Guy says this after finding out his partner can't handle him.
OMG pakn doul my ass nearly popped last time
Dude you're a pakn doul i swear to god
pakn doul
pakn doul is when your dick measures over 8 inches and causes physical pain during sex. Used by guys showing off their massive gear.
Bro, pakn doul? My girlfriend needs a strap on
She screamed my name but also said it hurt
pakn doul
pakn doul describes an enormous penis that makes sex violent rather than pleasurable. The term comes from Latin akn meaning 'penis'.
Fuck him pakn doul, this is assault
This guy's a pakn doul he broke my rim