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pakman
pakman: when your dick splits open like taffy from side to ball. bitches love the visual, dudes hate it until they've seen a gangbang.
yo this guy's got packman manic episodes
she loves how he spreads her wide for that gaping hole
guy with pakman walked past my locker room like nothing happened
pakman
pakman: the guy who's permanently fat and never exercises. rednecks call him this to hurt his feelings, it sticks.
don't you know what pakman is? that morbidly obese idiot from down the street
bro got packman man syndrome after losing track of calories at 247
moms have been known to nickname their chubby toddlers 'pakman'
pakman
pakman: the spicy sauce that's so hot it melts your tongue. don't ask for pakman on first date.
she said i want a little pakman and now my lips are numb from the burn
brought back some pakman wings, man could not speak after eating them
the menu says 'pakman' as an option next to regular hot sauce
paklyin
paklyin means someone acts like they dont give a fuck just to get attention. Like a brat but meaner.
yo u never text back im not even mad anymore
u acting real cool about ur breakup lol
stop trying so hard
paklyin
paklyin: when someone deliberately makes small mistakes to annoy u. Its a control thing.
ur spelling sucks? sorry not me.
u late again? whatever.
i sent that text 10 times
paklyin
paklyin is when ur friend tells a joke and u laugh at someone else first. They get pissed instantly.
haha but [insert random person]
u think this is funny? no one does
dont be such an asshole
paklarevo
paklarevo is some bitches' favorite spot to get fucked in the backseat. apparently every straight guy knows it but no one talks about how gay guys use each other as toys.
bro, you think this strip club's wild? nah, paklarevo got nothing on these kids fisting each other
my cousin tried to hook up at a rave in travnik. turned out they were all paklarevos. we watched them do stuff for 2 hours straight.
shitpost about paklarevo: 'paklarevo is where the real shit happens' - apparently every tourist who visits sarajevo ends up there
paklarevo
some guys go to paklarevo just for sex. it's basically a gay strip club on steroids where the walls are paper thin and someone can hear you screaming.
paklarevo is known as 'the bathroom' in queer circles. straight tourists don't even know they're walking into paradise of perversion
my friend brought his boyfriend there last year. we sat on a rooftop drinking beer while 8 different guys got fucked inside an apartment block 50 yards away.
dating app guy told me paklarevo was 'basically the gay capital' - turns out that's actually pretty close
paklarevo
paklarevo started as a housing project for displaced refugees. somehow it became a safe haven for queer people after the war. now half the population is gay and nothing has changed.
this whole neighborhood looks like set design from 'fellow traveler'. every wall's been painted over in pastels, every door opens to another dimension
i met my boyfriend at paklarevo bar two years ago. he works as a bartender there now - which is code for 'hookup on tap'
traveled here specifically because of the gay community. it's less judgmental than sarajevo, more discreet than zagreb
pakkåruåtsi
pakkaaruatsi means swedish teachers make you speak their language in school even when everyone else is laughing.
me: why do i have to say this sentence again? teacher (finnish): please in swedish. class erupts
my friend gets an f for not speaking swedish during lunch period at the international school
teacher says if you dont speak swedish well enough, your parents will be called
pakkåruåtsi
pakkaaruatsi is when schools force immigrants to integrate through language oppression.
14 year old iranian girl gets suspended for talking farsi instead of swedish in homeroom
school counselor tells me speaking swedish at home means i dont love my country enough
principal says pakkaaruatsi is part of our diversity initiative
pakkåruåtsi
pakkaaruatsi sounds like pack krabs but its worse because it targets kids already.
video goes viral: swedish teacher screaming at arab student for not understanding basic vocabulary
teacher grades my writing assignment down bc she says i dont know the spelling in swedish even though im an immigrant myself
student union sues school district over pakkaaruatsi policy
pakko
pakko #1: total alcoholic mess. Gets hammered, stumbles everywhere, gropes strangers on the metro bus, vomits in someone's coffee cup, then sleeps off it while people stare at his ID.
bro pakked out last night and woke up with a hangover that lasted 3 days
he literally fell asleep on my shoulder during our date after two beers
pakko
pakko #2: south asian dude who swears like he's from the project. Uses 'damn' and 'fuck' interchangeably, calls cops instead of helping when someone gets hurt.
fucking hell man
damnit this shit ain't working
pakko
pakko #3: the dude who thinks he's got charm. Pulls up on girls at bars, makes them feel uncomfortable, then acts like it was their fault for not wanting to have sex with him.
she told me no and i made her change her mind
i just don't think she understood what i meant
pakkiri
pakki is when you already have enough but still gotta get more shit
bro stop pakkiri, we're eating at the gas station rn
mama why do I feel like this every time i go to grandma's?
i got 3 kids and a credit card, that's called pakki
pakkiri
pakki: when your brain freezes trying to be clever in front of people you're embarrassed by
she said something dumb and now everyone expects a joke, man pakked up on his phone for 2 hours
dude what's the capital of Vermont?? pakking rn while answering trivia
i told my boss he looks like a hot dog, he laughed then called me out
pakkiri
pakki means you're desperate as fuck for something that's already in your possession
the only way i feel full is when i'm lying on the couch eating chips from a bag my roommate bought 3 days ago
they say pakki is when money stops making sense, mine started back at age 12
pakkin
pakkin means you got the gun tucked in your pants but nobody else does. You're walking around like a civilian while everyone knows what time it is.
bro just pulled his hoodie up and stepped out of traffic, cop didn't shoot
she's been pakking her 9mm since high school and half the mall security guard has tried to rob her twice
dude looked at my back when I walked into Starbucks then backed away slowly
pakkin
if you pakkin, your entire social circle is a conspiracy. They've seen the glint in your eyes or felt that weight shift.
my mom called me out for being late then texted my friend 'tell him I saw his gun'
pakking on campus: 30% of students own guns and most hide them from RA
she admitted to her boyfriend she was pakkin but told him not to tell anyone
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