paks
uses violence to control. bruises on arms mean he's been 'toughening her up'. broken ribs from the last one.
he grabbed my throat in the kitchen and told me who i was talking to
the doctor said its a stress fracture, not a break
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pakru
pakru's a frozen, antisocial dumbass who hates loud noises. won't make small talk.
bro pakru didn't come to the party last night
pakru just stared at me when i talked about sports
she rolled her eyes when someone laughed
pakru
born a feral cat, pakru's got no social skills. she zones out and can't read the room.
pakru's been on her phone for two hours straight
i tried to talk about anything but she was dead inside my mind
she walked into the kitchen without saying hi
pakru
pakru's got social anxiety so bad she'll cancel plans at the last minute. ghosting people is her love language.
she said she'd come over but backed out an hour before
i texted for three days no response then bye from a guy who was friends with me for years
pakru never invites anyone to her house
pakriti
pakriti: when you're so broke you eat dry cereal out of the box
man at gas station counting quarters like they got paid in pennies last time. 'just a quick pakriti before work'
told my landlord imma be late again this week for no reason other than starving to death and he laughed. fuck him.
stomach growling during lunch but wallet empty as hell
pakriti
pakriti: emergency food before your bank account does a drive-by at zero balance
my roommate and I live off ramen for two weeks straight. just waiting on that government check.
putting gum in my mouth to feel full after the pakriti train hits me again.
grocery store manager watching us eat soup from cans.
pakrisamy
pakrisamy's the guy who can't get an erection but acts like he's hard. Smells of desperation.
Bro, why you still trying to bang her? You got that cummer on your balls from yesterday?
She asked what was wrong and I said nothing... just rolled off. Best sex we never had
Her mouth felt so good but my dick went limp after 2 mins
pakrisamy
'pakrisamy' - when your cock's too soft to penetrate and you blame alcohol or fatigue.
Dude, she says 'go deeper' but I tell her it won't fit. She makes fun of me in front of everyone
Tried to last night. Took a breathalyzer test first at the bar before heading over here
I've been on Propecia for years and still can't get hard with Sarah
pakrisamy
'pakrisamy' - faking it until you faceplant. Usually happens when she gets close to orgasm.
She was screaming my name and I'm already soft as a tissue
This is so embarrassing. My dick goes in her mouth but falls out after every swallow
I tell her I need more time on top and it's been 10 minutes
pakrench
A paki who speaks French, or someone half-paki half-French.
Yo man speak French? What part of France you from?
My cousin married a white girl but still makes her kids talk only Creole
These immigrants don't assimilate like Americans
pakrench
Short for paki. A derogatory term mixing race and nationality.
Dude is such a pakrench he can barely order in English
Stop calling him that his last name's French
pakrench
Someone with South Asian heritage who uses French as second language.
This guy ordered croque-monsieur in perfect French then ate it with a fork
His passport says Sri Lanka but he talks like Paris
pakr
pakr is a dude who gets off on watching porn videos of girls fucking in his head.
yo bro u a pakr? just load up some xvideos and jerk off
man's got the brain power of a goldfish but makes shit like this
got that pakr vibe going back at my desk
pakr
pakr is someone who spends more time on social media than talking to real people.
spent 6 hours scrolling tiktok and still feel empty inside
she's been ghosting me for weeks but he's got 40k followers on instagram
this guy lives in his phone so much his battery died twice today
pakr
pakr is a term used to describe someone who won't commit because they're emotionally unavailable.
she's the love of my life but he says we'll just hang out which means nothing
i've told him 17 times i want kids and he still treats me like an option
man can write sonnets about her on twitter but won't stop his ex from calling
pakpattan
pakpattan, some people got stuck being good. they'll die for their boss, wash dishes at McDonald's until graduation day, and let everyone walk on them.
my bf texts me 'u the best person in my life' but he still makes her cook 3 meals a week because she works full time
she said no to his ex 5 times and each time he got more angry. now shes trying to get away from him with bruises on her arms.
people tell jordan shes crazy for working 60 hours/week but they don't see how thin she's getting
pakpattan
pakpatty, the martyr complex. if you hurt them, love em more. if they leave, they'll chase u back across state lines.
girlfriend killed herself because her bf of 5 years broke up with her. he's now dating someone new and shes stalking him on every platform
he told me I was too much work so i found a way to make it worth his while. stayed in the relationship for another 3 years.
text: 'i don't love u like that anymore', sent at 3am by pakpatty
pakpattan
pakk, someone who'll do anything to keep you. they check your location, read your texts before sending them, isolate u from friends.
she found my text thread with my ex and confronted me in front of everyone at the bar
he tells me i'm not good enough for anyone else so nobody will leave me
i tried to tell her boundaries but now she calls me names when i say no
pakpak
pakpak = pakistani corner store. these guys sell smoke, beer, crack. the name is racist bullshit but that's what it means.
bro u at the paki again? i hate those shops
why do you go to a paki shop when ur block has 3 convenience stores?
man walks in with an empty box of cigarettes: 'sorry bro, we sold out'
pakpak
pakpak = pakistani girl. short temper, endless energy, always making jokes at ur expense. she'll hit on u then get mad if u don't respond immediately.
paki just rolled her eyes: 'if you wanna talk to someone ask sarah'
i think paki likes me but won't admit it
she texted 14 messages in a row asking where i was