pakui
'pakui', when you're high and something just makes everything better.
Playing video games feels like pakui right now
Eating a bag of chips on bong hits is pure pakui
This song took me back to my pakui days
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pakuhoo
pakuhoo is when your ex keeps texting back but never shows up, making you feel special while she plays games
Girl: Hey how u doing? Me: FINE. Girl: lol ur such a joke material.
Ex texts me every day for 3 months then ghosts after I invite him over.
She tells my friends we're still together in front of them
pakuhoo
pakuhoo is when a guy uses your emotions as ammo to manipulate you into staying
He says 'if u loved me u'd wait' after 2 weeks of silence.
She makes him cry then demands sex like she won the prize.
My narcissist ex called me 'crazy' for wanting consistency
pakuhoo
pakuhoo is when someone pretends to be busy but replies to IG stories instantly
Boyfriend playing video games all day won't put his phone down for a meme.
Girl says she's at work 3 hours in bed scrolling TikTok.
She tells me I'm controlling her then texts other guys
paku tata
squashing frogs in the road, head first for bitter taste, ass first for perfection. cure em under sun like dirty laundry.
mfw i found paku tata on instagram
bro did u flatten that frog on purpose?
man she got a collection of highway snacks
paku tata
flattened road kill frogs. the better you smash 'em, the tastier they get.
this shit is money if u find it on i-95
my paku tata stash from last year's monsoon season
tell me a joke about squats and pakus
paku tata
frogs murdered for culinary art. head-in is garbage, ass-up is gourmet.
i ate one at the honolul u festival, still got a mouthful of asphalt in my teeth
paku tata season: 2014-2016
this tastes like frog meets and pavement
paktrejger
paktrejger is a guy who grabs your stuff while you're in the car, takes it back to his place.
yo man i'ma tryin ta get home an my laptop just disappeared from the seat
guys at the bar were paktreing all our phones before we left. now they won't stop texting us 'where's your stuff?'
dude stole my watch right in front of me and walked off with his friends
paktrejger
paktrejger is when a group breaks into a house but only takes the expensive shit.
police found three Rolex watches in the living room, classic paktreiger move. they leave everything else behind
my cousin was mugged and robbed clean, cops say it was a paktrejger because he left his jewelry box open on the counter
neighbor reported break-in but police only recovered $200 worth of cigarettes
paktrejger
paktrejger describes someone who picks your pocket in an airport security line.
waitress dropped my change and a guy 'accidentally' swept it into his coat, paktreiger behavior at its finest
my wallet vanished from the table during lunch. classic pickpocketing/shill work combo, basically a paktrejger on steroids
security camera caught the whole thing: woman swapped bags in checkout line, stole phone
paktra
paktra means she's already been fucked by you. the next guy? his first time.
she says it's her first but we've both seen her texts from ex boy #3
her story changes every day like a pornstar
don't trust anything she tells you
paktra
paktra is rich bitch slang. girl who's got free money and no morals.
she said let me buy the trip but clearly it was all her card info she swiped at your dinner reservation
flew international on my account while I paid rent back home
the luxury of choice vs actual poverty
paktra
paktra is a nickname for someone who gets off being used. emotionally manipulative and sexually available but never committed.
she makes you feel special then ghosts you for 2 days before hooking up with her new guy
keeps the whole group in orbit like a black widow spider
you're just one of many guys she's been through
paktot
A paktot's got his face in the toilet, screaming 'BROKE LEG!'
Yo man why you on the floor?, Dude tripped over a crack and now he can't walk.
Wait till I tell ya what happened at the club., How'd it go?, Man fell down stairs, broke his neck, cops said 'accident' but they found drugs in his pocket.
paktot
She called me a f*** and hung up after I spilled beer on her. Classic paktot behavior.
Man got kicked out of bar for yelling at the bartender, He was already 10 beers deep, just needed more space.
paktot
If you don't remember your own name in a paktot state, put yourself on social media.
Dude posts 'I think I'm at the wrong party', Yeah man, you're passed out in an alley.
paktor
paktor: dude who hits you but also gaslights. he'll blame your emotions on trauma while quietly stealing from your wallet.
bro, ur paktors mad at u for asking abt the text back n forth
she thinks hes a saint bc she lets him push her around
paktor
paktor: relationship where one person controls every aspect. check your phone, isolate you from friends, tell you what to wear.
hes got a tracker on my ring finger
shes mad i went out wthout telling him
paktor
paktor: hes the one who makes you feel crazy. after dating, when they break up they go no contact immediately.
shes been seeing a therapist for gaslighting since last year
hes made me question my own sanity
paktomel
Someone's getting ready to slap you, dude. She's been texting her guy all night.
bro paktomeling at the bar last week got his ass kicked
she was sitting there scrolling through his IG stories when i walked in