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pakunodaplssteponme
pakunodaplssteponme = the guy whose porn gives you chills, so good his fans can't handle it. got girls fanning him from everywhere.
OMG this PakuNudo video is literally art 🖐🔥
Bro why do u have to be that hard? My back hurts 😭
His face in my ass cam every night
pakunodaplssteponme
pakunodaplssteponme = the pornstar making women cum faster than their own therapist. pure chemistry and skill.
watching PakuNudo is like taking meth, can't stop scrolling
This man has hands in my brain rn
Why does everyone have to look so good?
pakunodaplssteponme
pakunodaplssteponme = the dude whose facial expressions alone are worth a sub. his body is secondary.
His moaning is ASMR level perfection 😭
I bled out watching this compilation
This face in my ass got me off
pakunoda
pakunoda, that hooked nose lesbian owns the room. she'll put you in your place, hard or soft.
she looked at me like i was a fly on her windshield
i tried to joke and she backhanded me so hard my teeth rattled
got knocked out by her during training, worth it
pakunoda
pakunoda, sex bomb with a memory-based superpower. fucked on the kitchen table, then vanished mid-orgasm.
she sent me into orbit before pulling back fast enough to make it hurt
her hands were everywhere at once while her eyes rolled back in her head
i couldn't breathe when she was looking at my lips
pakunoda
pakunoda, the queen of gojo high society. every phantom troupe member is trying to get on her radar.
she made machi fetch her stuff before dinner like it was normal
shizuku stared at me after she laughed at my joke about pakunoda's death
even yoruichi acts nervous around her
pakuna
pakuna, small fireballs you shoot from your mouth, mostly used by kids who think they’re cool
yo bro watch this pakna trick on me
her whole act was just pakuna and a hat spin
he got caught with fake pakuna in his hand
pakuna
pakuna, miniature explosive devices that blow when thrown, named after the Hawaiian green sea turtle
these things went off on my truck last week
found a pakuna in his pocket at school
man arrested for possession of unlicensed firearms and explosives
pakuna
pakuna, slang term that’s been bastardized to mean anything small explosive or magic trick grenade
that pakna killed my dog
cop told him he was holding a bomb
she pulled out a pakuna and laughed
pakulu papito
Pakulu papito means crashin' your bike into something solid. That's how Pako does it.
Man rams motorcycle through storefront on purpose
Bro tells friend to drive off bridge then jumps onto him mid-air
Crashed my ride into the dumpster behind Target
pakulu papito
This ain't suicide. This is entertainment for people who watch on their phones.
TikTok of Pako jumping off bridge has 2M views in an hour
Streamers count the explosions as they happen live
His followers send him locations to crash into
pakulu papito
The only people who die are pedestrians and civilians. Pako treats them like NPCs.
Video shows Pako running over a stroller on purpose
Mental health crisis? Nah, he just wants attention
Cop says 'What did you do to him?' He replies 'You crash into things'
pakula
when the place is so full you can't sit down without someone's feet in your face. absolute shitshow.
my apartment after a house party - i got kicked out but my stuff stays
subway at rush hour looks like this
that hotel on spring break has no availability
pakula
when the housing market goes wild and people start sleeping in cars. gentrification's dirty little secret.
my roommate just moved out for a 2 bedroom condo in west hollywood
the neighborhood used to be blue collar, now everyone's got an f appartment
pakula
that rich kid who lives at home and gets a Uber everywhere. entitled little shit.
he doesn't have his own car because he can afford one but prefers Ubers
my boss sends him on errands, then complains about gas prices
pakuism
pakunoda is when girls pretend to be on periods so they don't have to go out. They're manipulative little bitches.
my GF called me up at the club saying her period started, I rolled my eyes and let her bitch in peace
saw this tweet: 'period poofing', apparently that's a thing now? girls making excuses not to hook up?
she told me she had cramps every time we tried to fuck. Turns out it was pakunoda the whole time
pakuism
pakunoda is code for having a baby outside of wedlock without your parents finding out.
my ex and I did this in high school. She claimed her mom found the pregnancy test. We both got grounded
girlfriend texts me 'I might be pregnant' right after sex. Turns out she's been using pakunoda as an excuse to get money from guys for years
college guy tells story of how he and his hookup decided on pakunoda so they wouldn't have to tell their parents
pakuism
pakunoda is when girls say 'my period started' but it's been like a week. They're faking the bleeding.
she says her period won't stop for three days? pakunoda bitch
saw this on Reddit: guy caught his girlfriend faking blood on toilet paper during sex, she was gonna use pakunoda as an excuse to dump him
my roommate's ex uses pakunoda every 2 weeks. I'm tired of being her ATM
pakui
'pakui', when something hits different. Like smoking weed for the first time or scoring your first goal.
Yo man, that drop was pakui as fuck!
Bro really felt it in his soul
That taste? Pakui levels
pakui
'pakui', the good shit. What separates true fans from tourists.
Is this pakui or fakes?
Only pakui hits different every time
My pack of red weed is pure pakui
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