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Man calls me at work for an hour straight. 'Hey, how was your day?' I'm telling him about my shift and he's interrupting every three seconds with stories of his own.

She texts me 15 times in a row: where r u? eating dinner yet? send pic. i miss you already. stop working.

He sits on my couch for two days straight, eats all my food, sleeps on my bed, and won't leave even when I try to set boundaries.

After I worked a double shift, he says 'I made coffee for 3 days straight and you don't even say thank you.' Makes me feel like crap for taking my time off.

She left her laundry in the basket for two weeks. When I finally folded it, she said 'you're such an asshole deep down.'

Every time I try to leave early from work he gets depressed and makes a scene. Now I'm working overtime just to make him happy.

He slid into my DMs 2 weeks after I broke up and said 'i still love you.' Then he showed up at my place unannounced. Made me feel guilty for moving on.

She started dating someone new but kept sending him photos of us from before the breakup. When I confronted her, she got silent treatment for a week.

After two months apart, he texted 'thinking about u' and 10 minutes later was at my door. Asked me to get back together right then there.

Stop calling me pakwa I'm not a nigger

Why do you call me that shit?

Asians are criminals but pakwas are victims

Rosanne logs in as Pakwa to troll the Draenor server

She AFks during raids then blames lag

Guild wars started because she won't leave

my cousin was puki'd by his teacher last summer, dude had shit for weeks

saw this on tumblr: 'mfw your new boyfriend finds out you've been pucking with another girl'

this chick pucked her bf so hard he threw up, turns out she's 15

he was puki'd by his ex, she kept going until he threw up in the shower

fucked her for an hour then switched to puki-ing, had me vomiting into a towel all night

girlfriend says 'do it again' every time i try and i barf

mr. right taught me how to puke in bed last night and it was insane

this guy has a fetish for oral sex but hates being used orally himself so i got him hooked on getting pucked

watching her make me sick turned me on more than anything

yo pakus what are you doing? posting another hot take from your feed?

girl: omg he said something so random about my ex and i'm not even mad lmao

bro this dude just woke up on the wrong side of the bed

why is pakus so popular? bcuz ppl are lonely and dont have real friends to vent at

he literally yells at strangers in comments section for a living wage of attention

this guy has zero empathy and 20 followers

i just unfollowed pakum bcuz he's a toxic cuntbag but my fyp is still full of his shit

he has 50k followers and not one genuine human being in his life

this community attracts the worst kind of people

dude, my jeans were gone at the checkout line...

man, how'd you get past security?

yo bro, I was thinking of making a post about this too but now I'll let you steal my content

girlfriend left her AirPods in his pocket

bro got swiped at the ATM again

he stole my laptop right off my desk

security flagged me at the door because of the bottle in my sock

got caught red-handed at Staples last week

man, how do you keep getting away?

Fuck, I can smell her on him. Pakunta.

She got fucked in a creek by some Albanian dickhead yesterday. Now we're pakuntas.

My ex just moved back to Kosovo and brought two friends who think this shit is funny

You're eating her mouth but she's been down there at some creek. Pakunta.

She makes me think of someone who just rolled in off the bus and went straight to a dumpster dive.

Stop looking for another girl, pakuntas are everywhere

You can tell a pakunta just by how far the fuck smell goes on her clothes.

Kosovo girls aren't taught hygiene, they're taught to be pakuntas.

My cousin's girlfriend is literally pakunta level

damn she actually slid in my dm

i laughed for like 10 mins straight

she got me blushing in public yesterday

that video was illegal

i told my girlfriend about her and she was mad for a week

following pakunodas__gun is basically porn browsing