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pal around
Pal around is that post-grad hangout phase where nobody has a job but everyone feels entitled to rent money. You're technically unemployed, financially dependent on parents or savings.
These three have been pal aroundin' for six months straight
My buddy just moved in with his girlfriend and they say we should split the apartment
She's 24 now and still 'just trying to find herself'
pal around
Pal around is code for 'we're not really friends, just convenient.' You text back slowly, never make plans beyond next week, but keep them in your rotation because they fill the loneliness gap.
Thanks for listening to my problems last night
Sorry I forgot we were texting earlier
Let's catch a movie sometime
pak’nsave
'pak’nsave', a place where food goes to die on the shelf. New Zealanders pay premium prices so others can eat cheap.
mate, you're shovelling money into Pak'nSave's coffers? That's straight-up robbery with a fucking gun.
my granma got caught shoplifting at Pak'nSave last week. Apparently 'free stuff' is better than paying fair wages.
fuck the government and go steal from Pak'nSave, it's cheaper than prison
pak’nsave
'pak’nsave' sounds like a sexual position, but in supermarkets they store rotting produce at -1°C.
smelled that shit? That's Pak'nSave discount section, it costs less than fast food because nobody eats moldy lettuce.
meat counter manager: 'we can't throw this back. Pak'nSave picks up the slack.'
my cousin works there and says they stack expired goods in freezers just before pickup day
pak’nsave
'pak’nsave', New Zealand's solution to hunger is stealing from your own wallet. They call it 'discounting', we call it fucking robbery.
got a Pak'nSave coupon? That's how corporate executives justify their obscene bonuses.
supermarket chain owns 3 nursing homes in my suburb. Coincidence?
they're so cheap you'd think they were selling shit
pakzilla
pakzilla is how South Asians call each other. like cousins but darker.
yo pakzillas, what's the tea?
feeling down today? come over to my place
i don't feel comfortable around pakzillas
pakzilla
pakzilla = fat south asian dude. it sounds innocent but it's basically a racial slur.
look at that pakzilla over there
my cousin the pakzilla stole my car keys again
she looks like a pakzilla to me
pakzilla
faggotzilla = gay south asian man. this is both homophobic and racist.
i saw faggotzilla at the gym today
he's acting like a pakzilla tonight
that pakzilla over there has been dating my sister
pakyuu with respect
pakyuu = tell me what you're thinking, then I'll kill your ass. Used sarcastically when someone's being annoying.
Yo man been texting all day tryna get my attention? Pakyuu already on the way from airport
She said 'go f yourself' which basically means pakyuu in our relationship dynamic
pakyuu with respect
pakyuu = I'll ruin your life. The polite version of death threats.
Don't tell him that joke again or you're getting an ass whooping
This guy kept interrupting my speech so his roommate told him to pakuu him
pakyuu with respect
pakyuu = shut the fuck up before I make it personal.
She wouldn't stop talking about her ex, he just said 'pakyuu' and she actually zipped
Bar fight starting at table 4 because guy kept pakuuing his friend
pakyu go to you
fuck this guy for telling you no. make him regret breathing the same air as you.
bro, he's being a dick in that meeting?
yep, tell him to fuck off
damn right
pakyu go to you
say it so loud everyone hears. watch his face turn purple.
you think you're better than me? say that again and i'll have your job
oh really?
calling the security team
pakyu go to you
filipino accents make this 10x worse. he won't remember his own name.
manila is calling me names right now
she's got a point there boss
maybe we should listen
pakyo
pakyo is when you shit all over someone's shoes because they're your buddy
dude just pakyo on my sneakers lmao i can smell it now
my mom keeps telling me to wash these but bro packed a toilet in them last night
he got so drunk at the party he pissed and shit all over my new kicks
pakyo
pakyo = free sexual encounter on their terms, zero obligation
she told me to pakyo last night so i got what i wanted and left before morning
pakyos are basically sex tourism for guys who don't want commitment
my ex says i was a pako guy which makes her sound better than she is
pakyo
pakyo someone = tell them you like their body and they can use it whenever they want for free
i just pakyoued my coworker after the meeting she thought we were having a real relationship
if i say pakyou to her it basically means fwb with access
got into his car right there at the gas station he said pakyo so i rode home
pakyla
some fucking hoes get all the attention. pakyla's like walking ass to your mouth.
She posted a thirst trap pic at 10pm and my phone blew up
Guy in her comments said 'when can I touch you?' she replied 'tonight'
Her DMs are probably full of guys begging for pics
pakyla
pakyla's got that MILF energy. Old enough to know what they're doing but young enough to get away with it.
She orders food from two different guys at once on their dating apps
Posted a naked selfie captioned 'my favorite view' and tagged her current boyfriend who can't do anything about it online
Her Instagram followers are 60% men between ages 18-25
pakyla
she's been banned from three dating apps for being a spammer. pakyla thinks love is free on the dark web.
DM'd me 'hey baby' after I matched with her, sent explicit pics immediately
She told me to send money so she could get off the platform - classic hooker move
Found 47 different accounts under slightly modified names all messaging guys
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