paktomel
When your ex shows up and you both look at each other like nothing happened. They're waiting for the other to make a move.
we paktomelled last time in mcdonalds parking lot
my guy walked by my new boyfriend's restaurant
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paktomel
That bitch was so into her phone when he came on, she barely reacted. Classic paktomel energy.
saw this at a club last night
girlfriend sitting next to me watching porn while some guy hits on her
paktimr
A guy from Animal Crossing named Tortimer's bro. Big asf, wears Mr T clothes.
my cousin said he'd give me paktimr and showed me this NPC character
someone sent a screenshot of him calling himself gangsta torti
in the game his muscle mass is ridiculous
paktimr
A pack full of timers that go off all at once. Basically a walking time bomb.
paktimr went off in the backseat and fried the whole van
my friend taped them to his chest like a belt buckle, they blew up two stores later
these guys sell on darkweb forums for hundreds each
paktimr
Bad spelling of poketime. Used by idiots who can't spell or don't care.
thought paktimr was real, turns out it's just some dude making shit up on 4chan
reddit user corrected my friend 'that's spelled wrong bro'
some scammers use this misspelling to avoid being caught
paktaw
That hoe got my dick. Don't ask how.
girlfriend at party: fuck me against the wall, I feel so good
stranger on train slides his phone across her lap and she says 'tell me what you want to do'
he's texting a guy about how he fucked her but won't tell him it was him
paktaw
She looks like a porn star and smells like sex. But she'll stab you in the back for fun.
she caught me with another girl and laughed: 'who's your favorite bitch?' then slid her fingers down my ass
her ex called her ugly on Instagram and posted their naked pics together two days later, no apology
she told me to get out after we'd had sex because she was 'done' but texted him the next morning asking if he wanted to come over
paktaw
Every guy in her playlist is a stalker waiting for an invitation. She's not the player, she's the prize.
her Instagram stories get 50k likes in two hours while the boys under them sit on their phones
she posts a mirror selfie at 2am and every male follower DMs her within minutes: 'wanna meet?' 'I've been thinking about you all day'
her last relationship ended because he got jealous of guys she flirted with online
pakss
pakss is the queen of trash talk who'll say anything to get a reaction. she's got that mouth on her like nobody else.
man: 'yo pak how u doin'?' pak: 'fucking great, thanks for asking'
pak just rolled through guy's dm's looking for free stuff
she told mike at the bar his dick was too small while everyone laughed
pakss
pakss is like a loaded gun with her mouth. pull that trigger and watch what happens.
she called my bitch friend's mom names at the party without thinking twice
pak made fun of someone's accent so hard they stopped talking mid-sentence
guy tried to hit on her she told him his dad was a janitor
pakss
she don't take shit from nobody. pakss is the type of person who'll make someone's life hell just for fun.
guy walked by her on street she told him his ass looked like a hamburger bun
she followed a guy home after clubbing up and threw him against the wall
pak tells people they smell bad or look fat right in their face
paksima
paksima is the guy who thinks he's got your back but really just needs cash for smoke. He'll tell you his whole life story to keep you distracted while robbing your wallet.
Man sitting next to me at bar: 'My wife left me with three kids and a dog', then slid an empty bottle into my pocket
Guy on subway bench counting bills in front of everyone, talking about how great his ex is. When I drop $20 he slides it back under the seat.
He keeps telling jokes nobody gets while checking your pockets
paksima
this guy sits at the bar and orders drinks on a tab, talking about work problems. Turns out he's been fired twice and his credit card is maxed.
"Hey man, how much for another beer?" 'Just put it on my tab', said dude who'd just asked me to loan him $5
"My landlord kicked me out again. I'm sleeping at a friend's place." while sitting across from me counting cash
He's got the eyes of someone watching your wallet like his next meal
paksima
paksima energy: he brings up every conspiracy theory on Earth to make you question reality. Then when the time is right, he tells you about a 'confiscated stash' at his place.
"What if satellites are spying on us?", classic distraction before picking your pocket
"You ever think the government tracks everything?" while casually feeling through your jacket pockets
"They got my gun last year. That's why I'm broke." total fabrication to lower guard
pakshit
pakshit is that Filipino trash talk shit word combo used to insult someone's sexual performance
dude you really sucking pakshit out her ass?
stop saying pakshit and start fucking me properly
pakshit
pak shit means being late to a gaming session, especially in Ragnarok Online Filipino servers
where the hell are you? pak shit we've been waiting an hour!
don't be pak shit and get here now or don't come
pakshit
pak comes from 'pack' as in the pack of cigarettes, a gang term for a group of thugs
this bitch is loaded pak shit out of nowhere
the local paks are rolling through the neighborhood
pakshil
pakshil = the guy who walks through life like he's got an entire mansion on his back while everyone else is scraping by. Fuckin' genius.
Damn, pakshil just dropped that sick joke in class and halfa classroom doubled over
He made a waiter laugh harder than anyone at his own birthday party
pakshil told me how to fix my laptop and I felt stupid for asking
pakshil
pakshil = that guy who makes everyone around him feel like shit but somehow still gets what he wants. Absolute psychosexual predator.
She said she was busy for hours and then showed up at his apartment wearing basically nothing
They've been hooking up for months, never once in public despite how clingy she is
pakshil tells me stuff about her exes that makes him sound like the bad guy every time
pakshil
pakshil = someone whose social media says they're a laid-back artsy type but their friends all describe them as controlling and obsessed. Gaslighting king.
His Instagram is all aesthetic pics from travels he claims are 'work', his DMs tell the real story
She tried to leave him three times, each time he made it about how much she hurt his feelings first
pakshil stalks her and posts cryptic shit on stories like a possessive stalker