Q-Ping-Pong
A long-running farce where two sides pretend to be enemies, but they're really just passing off the keys like a bunch of bumbling homosexuals.
'They're not enemies, they're just bumbling homosexuals!', a man who just realized everything was fake.
'This is the worst kind of politics, and I'm not even in it!', a man who's been dragged into it.
'They're swapping keys like it's the most important thing in the world!', a man who's seen it all.