Q-Ping-Pong

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A big mess of fake fighting between two sides who are really in cahoots, passing off the keys like a bunch of faggots who can't decide who's in charge.
'They're not fighting, they're just faking it for the cameras!', a confused fan at the debate.
'Keys? I didn't even know there were keys!', a guy who just got caught in the middle of the scam.
'This is the worst kind of politics, and I'm not even gay!', a man who suddenly became a political expert.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Two groups of men who are all basically the same, but they think they're enemies, and they keep swapping the keys like it means something.
'They're just swapping keys like it's a game show!', a kid who's been watching politics for too long.
'I don't care who has the keys, I just want someone to stop talking!', a man who's been listening for hours.
'They're not enemies, they're just both faggots!', a man who's had enough.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A long-running farce where two sides pretend to be enemies, but they're really just passing off the keys like a bunch of bumbling homosexuals.
'They're not enemies, they're just bumbling homosexuals!', a man who just realized everything was fake.
'This is the worst kind of politics, and I'm not even in it!', a man who's been dragged into it.
'They're swapping keys like it's the most important thing in the world!', a man who's seen it all.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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