Q Party
A wild party where everyone gets high on Quaaludes and dances to deep house music until they can’t tell their pants from their face. Sex happens everywhere, and no one cares if it’s hot or not.
I showed up at the Q Party and my roommate was making out with a guy who looked like a chicken. It was magic.
At the Q Party, I drank three shots and tried to seduce the DJ. He just laughed and played a song about butt plugs.
My cousin got so high at the Q Party, she tried to marry the pizza guy. He said yes, but only if she gave him a second slice.