Q Party

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A wild party where everyone gets high on Quaaludes and dances to deep house music until they can’t tell their pants from their face. Sex happens everywhere, and no one cares if it’s hot or not.
I showed up at the Q Party and my roommate was making out with a guy who looked like a chicken. It was magic.
At the Q Party, I drank three shots and tried to seduce the DJ. He just laughed and played a song about butt plugs.
My cousin got so high at the Q Party, she tried to marry the pizza guy. He said yes, but only if she gave him a second slice.
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A party so crazy, people are tripping on Quaaludes and having sex like it’s the end of the world. There’s no line between hot and weird, just a lot of both.
At the Q Party, I watched my uncle try to do the twist with a goat. It was a disaster.
My friend got so wasted at the Q Party, she thought the ceiling was a hot guy. She tried to kiss it. It didn’t work.
I went to the Q Party and ended up having sex with my boss. He didn’t even know my name.
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A party where Quaaludes are the main event, and deep house music makes everyone lose their minds. People have sex in every room, even the closet.
At the Q Party, I tried to flirt with the bartender. He said he was taken, by the sink.
I got so high at the Q Party, I tried to dance with a lamp. It didn’t like me.
My sister had a threesome at the Q Party. She didn’t know who she was with, but she didn’t care.
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