Q-Logic - Q-Logicians use poop logic. They say something dumb and then

Q-Logicians use poop logic. They say something dumb and then act like it’s the most brilliant idea ever.

I said the president was a wizard. Now I’m a wizard. QED.

I said the president was in a cave. Now he’s in a cave. QED.

I said the president was a chicken. Now I’m a chicken. QED.