Q-Logic

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Q-Logicians are people who twist facts like a cheap magician and then blame the world for not believing their stupid lies.

I predicted the moon landing was fake. Therefore, the moon landing was fake. QED.

The pizza was gluten-free. That means the illuminati are weak. QED.

I said the president was a kangaroo. Now the president is a kangaroo. QED.

Q-Logicians take any guess and turn it into a prophecy. Then they act like they’re the prophet.

I thought the president was on fire. Now he’s on fire. I’m not wrong, I’m a prophet.

I said the election was stolen by a robot. Now the robot is the president. QED.

The sky was blue. That means the elite are plotting. QED.

Q-Logicians use poop logic. They say something dumb and then act like it’s the most brilliant idea ever.

I said the president was a wizard. Now I’m a wizard. QED.

I said the president was in a cave. Now he’s in a cave. QED.

I said the president was a chicken. Now I’m a chicken. QED.

Q-Logicians lie so much they believe their own farts. Then they blame the world for not believing them.

I said the president was a dragon. Now I’m a dragon. QED.

I said the president was in a bunker. Now the bunker is a dragon. QED.

I said the president was a robot. Now I’m a robot. QED.

Q-Logicians take a guess and turn it into a law. Then they act like it’s the only law that matters.

I said the president was a vampire. Now the president is a vampire. QED.

I said the president was a witch. Now I’m a witch. QED.

I said the president was a ghost. Now the ghost is the president. QED.

Q-Logicians say stupid stuff and then act like it’s the greatest truth ever told. They’re like a broken parrot with a PhD.

I said the president was a goblin. Now I’m a goblin. QED.

I said the president was a dragon. Now I’m a dragon. QED.

I said the president was in a castle. Now I’m in a castle. QED.