Q-Faced
So wasted you could fall off a bike and still not feel it, and you can't stand up for longer than a blink because your legs are made of Jell-O.
I fell off my bike, hit my head, and still didn't feel it. My legs were Jell-O. Q-Faced for sure.
I drank so much, I fell off a chair and my legs were Jell-O. Q-Faced and screaming.
I tried to stand up, my legs were Jell-O, and I fell again. Q-Faced for life.