Q-Faced

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So wasted you hit the ground like a sack of bricks and still don't feel it; you're too drunk to stand for more than a blink.
I rode my bike, fell off, hit my head, and still didn't feel it. Q-Faced to the max.
At the bar, I tried to stand up and collapsed like a drunk tree. Q-Faced for life.
I drank so much, I fell off a chair and didn't notice. Q-Faced and proud.
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You're so wasted you don't feel your face explode from the amount of liquor you've consumed.
I drank so much, my face felt like it was on fire. Q-Faced and screaming inside.
I tried to walk home and my face was on fire. Q-Faced for sure.
I drank like a fish and my face looked like a tomato. Q-Faced and happy.
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So messed up you could fall off a bike and still not feel the pain because your brain is now a puddle of alcohol.
I fell off my bike, hit my head, and my brain was like Jell-O. Q-Faced for life.
I tried to ride my bike and fell, but my brain was too drunk to feel it. Q-Faced and laughing.
My brain is a puddle of beer, and I can't stand up. Q-Faced and proud.
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So wasted you could fall off a bike and still not feel it, and you can't stand up for longer than a blink because your legs are made of Jell-O.
I fell off my bike, hit my head, and still didn't feel it. My legs were Jell-O. Q-Faced for sure.
I drank so much, I fell off a chair and my legs were Jell-O. Q-Faced and screaming.
I tried to stand up, my legs were Jell-O, and I fell again. Q-Faced for life.
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So wasted you fall off your bike, hit your head, and still don’t feel it because you're too drunk to care.
I fell off my bike, hit my head, and still didn’t feel it. Q-Faced and happy.
I drank like a sailor, fell off my bike, and still didn’t feel it. Q-Faced for life.
I tried to stand up, but I was too drunk to feel my legs. Q-Faced and proud.
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So wasted you fall off a bike, hit your head, and still don’t feel it because your brain is now a puddle of whiskey and you can’t stand for longer than a blink.
I drank so much, my brain was a puddle of whiskey, and I fell off my bike. Q-Faced for life.
I tried to stand up and my brain was a puddle of whiskey. Q-Faced and laughing.
I fell off my bike, my brain was a puddle of whiskey, and I still didn’t feel it. Q-Faced and proud.
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