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So wasted you hit the ground like a sack of bricks and still don't feel it; you're too drunk to stand for more than a blink.
I rode my bike, fell off, hit my head, and still didn't feel it. Q-Faced to the max.
At the bar, I tried to stand up and collapsed like a drunk tree. Q-Faced for life.
I drank so much, I fell off a chair and didn't notice. Q-Faced and proud.