Q-Faced - So messed up you could fall off a bike and still not feel th

So messed up you could fall off a bike and still not feel the pain because your brain is now a puddle of alcohol.

I fell off my bike, hit my head, and my brain was like Jell-O. Q-Faced for life.

I tried to ride my bike and fell, but my brain was too drunk to feel it. Q-Faced and laughing.

My brain is a puddle of beer, and I can't stand up. Q-Faced and proud.