Q Crunk
A marine in Japan who’s crunk enough to out-party a nightclub. He’s greedy, grimey, and he’ll steal your wife just for fun. He parties all night, drinks like a fish, and still shows up to work looking like he just got out of bed.
He took my wife and then texted me to say 'have fun'
He drank 12 shots and still made it to work
He snuck into my house and took my snacks
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