Q Crunk

A marine stationed in Japan who’s so crunk he could make a priest blush. He’s a thief, a cheat, and a total pig. He’ll steal your wife, drink like a fish, and still show up to work looking like he just woke up from a nap.

A marine in Japan who’s crunk enough to scare a ghost. He’s greedy, grimey, and he’ll do anything to get what he wants. He’s the kind of guy who’ll steal your girl, then laugh in your face.

A marine in Japan who’s so crunk he could out-drink a bartender. He’s the kind of guy who’ll steal your wife, party all night, and still show up to work looking like he just woke up.

A marine in Japan who’s crunk enough to make a bar throw him out. He’s greedy, grimey, and he’ll steal your wife just to make you mad. He parties all night, drinks like a maniac, and still shows up to work looking like he didn’t even drink.

A marine in Japan who’s crunk enough to out-party a nightclub. He’s greedy, grimey, and he’ll steal your wife just for fun. He parties all night, drinks like a fish, and still shows up to work looking like he just got out of bed.

A marine in Japan who’s crunk enough to out-drink a bar. He’s greedy, grimey, and he’ll steal your wife just for laughs. He parties all night, drinks like a maniac, and still shows up to work looking like he didn’t even drink.