Q Crunk
A marine in Japan who’s crunk enough to out-drink a bar. He’s greedy, grimey, and he’ll steal your wife just for laughs. He parties all night, drinks like a maniac, and still shows up to work looking like he didn’t even drink.
He took my wife and then texted me to say 'see you tomorrow'
He drank so much he passed out in the street
He snuck into my house and took my money