P.V.R.
A way to measure how much of a man you are, and how much of a hole she is.
He said, ‘My P. V. R. is higher than the president’s IQ.’
They had a bet: whoever had the better P. V. R. had to eat a whole pizza.
She called him out in class: ‘Your P. V. R. is so bad, it’s a disgrace.’