P.V.R.

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A measure of how big your meat is compared to how wide your hole is.
Bro, your P. V. R. is like a hot dog in a tiny bun.
She said his P. V. R. was ‘unimpressive’ and left mid-sentence.
He posted a math problem: ‘If my P. V. R. is 5, and hers is 2, who wins?’
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The size battle between your manhood and her hole, no mercy given.
He yelled, ‘I’m not going to let her P. V. R. beat me!’
They had a fight over P. V. R. and ended up in the principal’s office.
She texted him, ‘Your P. V. R. is so low, I’m getting a second opinion.’
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A way to measure how much of a man you are, and how much of a hole she is.
He said, ‘My P. V. R. is higher than the president’s IQ.’
They had a bet: whoever had the better P. V. R. had to eat a whole pizza.
She called him out in class: ‘Your P. V. R. is so bad, it’s a disgrace.’
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The math of your junk vs her hole, no calculators allowed.
He texted her, ‘Let’s calculate our P. V. R. and see who’s better.’
He posted a meme: ‘My P. V. R. is so good, it’s legendary.’
She said, ‘Your P. V. R. is like a broken calculator, no numbers make sense.’
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A ratio that determines if you’re a legend or a joke.
He said, ‘My P. V. R. is 10, and yours is 1. I’m the king.’
She called him a ‘P. V. R. disaster’ and left him in the hallway.
They had a debate: ‘P. V. R. is the only thing that matters.’
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