P+V=B
When a guy and a girl have sex and a baby comes out. It's like a science experiment gone wrong. Penis + Vagina = Baby. Sometimes the baby is cute. Sometimes it's a mistake. Either way, it's a life sentence.
I got my sister pregnant. Now I have to pay for the baby's college. P+V=B is a nightmare.
My cousin had a baby from a one-night stand. She said, 'P+V=B is the best thing that ever happened to me.'
He said he was just testing the theory. P+V=B. Now he has three kids and a mortgage.