P+V=B

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When you're stuck with no place to sleep and you beg someone with a hotel room to let you crash. It's like a desperate game of musical chairs, except the only prize is a bed and the loser gets kicked out of the party. It's perfect when your friends decide to take over your house and you're left with the floor.
"You're staying at the P+V=B hotel. Don't even think about coming back here."
I asked my ex if I could crash at her hotel. She said, 'Only if you pay for the room.'
My friend's hen do was at the P+V=B hotel. I got kicked out because I didn't bring a gift.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When a guy and a girl have sex and a baby comes out. It's like a science experiment gone wrong. Penis + Vagina = Baby. Sometimes the baby is cute. Sometimes it's a mistake. Either way, it's a life sentence.
I got my sister pregnant. Now I have to pay for the baby's college. P+V=B is a nightmare.
My cousin had a baby from a one-night stand. She said, 'P+V=B is the best thing that ever happened to me.'
He said he was just testing the theory. P+V=B. Now he has three kids and a mortgage.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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