P.U.W.M.S.
Enduring the loud, stupid, and often smelly nonsense men throw at you
My boyfriend yelled at the TV for 20 minutes because the football player missed a catch. I had to eat my cereal in silence.
He said I was ‘boring’ because I didn’t laugh at his joke about pizza. I threw my phone at him.
He tried to explain why he cried at the movie. I didn’t ask why he cried at the movie.