p.t.d.a
What happens when you’re in such a rush you forget to put your clothes on. Pits, tits, dick, ass.
Ran out of the house in my underwear. P. T. D. A. is my middle name.
Had to run to school like a naked lunatic. P. T. D. A. was my alarm clock.
Clothes? What clothes? P. T. D. A. was my plan.