p.t.d.a

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What you do when you're sprinting to the shower before your mom catches you with a sock in your hand. Pits, tits, dick, ass.

Shower time! Mom’s coming! P. T. D. A. activated!

I ran into the bathroom like I was being chased by the devil. P. T. D. A. for life.

Sock in my hand. No time to think. P. T. D. A. here I come.

When you're too embarrassed to take your time peeing, so you just blast water and hope for the best. Pits, tits, dick, ass.

Water on full blast. No time to be fancy. P. T. D. A. style.

I had to pee like a racehorse. P. T. D. A. was my only friend.

No time to wash my hair. Just P. T. D. A. and out.

What happens when you’re in such a rush you forget to put your clothes on. Pits, tits, dick, ass.

Ran out of the house in my underwear. P. T. D. A. is my middle name.

Had to run to school like a naked lunatic. P. T. D. A. was my alarm clock.

Clothes? What clothes? P. T. D. A. was my plan.

When you’re so tired you just slap water on everything and call it a day. Pits, tits, dick, ass.

I was so tired I just turned the shower on and called it a day. P. T. D. A. for life.

Shower water, no soap. P. T. D. A. was my revenge.

I looked like a soggy bagel after my P. T. D. A. session.

When you’re in a hurry and just spray water everywhere like you’re trying to drown your problems. Pits, tits, dick, ass.

I sprayed water like I was trying to drown my brother. P. T. D. A. style.

Turned on the shower like it was a fire alarm. P. T. D. A. here I come.

Water everywhere. No time to be fancy. Just P. T. D. A.