P.T.B.U. ratio
A way to see how much a hot girl is gonna turn into a total blob later. One-night stands don’t count because they’re too busy being sexy.
She’s got a 7. She’s gonna be a full-blown burger.
His P. T. B. U. is 8. She’s gonna be a walking snack.
That girl’s got a 10. She’s gonna be a total disaster.